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Lan_Man
July 28th, 2010, 10:45 AM
Do your parents know that you jack off?

did they find out by accident, or did u tell them?

(If you want) = How did it happen?

SWMG
July 28th, 2010, 10:49 AM
Well i am not sure but once i was in the shower jacking off and suddenly without knocking or anything my dad came in i tried to move and cover the erection but a dont know what he saw but after that he didnt say anything

Scotland
July 28th, 2010, 01:01 PM
I don't think my parents know, my mum might she walked in on me mid-masturbate when i was infront of my computer, but i sort of leaned over to try and cover up my junk wile i closed the porn. She hasen't mentioned it so i'm not sure if she knows. (I hope not lol)

Andrzej
July 28th, 2010, 01:08 PM
They haven't walked in on me or anything, but every teenager jerks off so they probably figure that I do too. Yikes :(

Silentkink
July 28th, 2010, 01:54 PM
I do not think they do, but one time I was j/o and I didn't hear the garage open and I was j/o in the basement near the garage, but with the shades closed and the door locked and when I was about to finish I see footsteps and hear knocking and I know it was my dad, but I do not think he saw anything and if he did he never said anything to me.

tonks12
July 28th, 2010, 02:02 PM
They probably know but they haven't ever caught me or said anything.

hung drummer guy
July 28th, 2010, 02:15 PM
my mom does, she found my porn once when i forgot to delete the browsing history, and she also found a half-empty travel-size bottle of lotion under my bed... so, yeah

Scotland
July 28th, 2010, 02:38 PM
my mom does, she found my porn once when i forgot to delete the browsing history, and she also found a half-empty travel-size bottle of lotion under my bed... so, yeah

Rofl and that's why i use spit as lube :P

tomcut2000
July 28th, 2010, 02:43 PM
i don't think they knows

dwl8fl
July 28th, 2010, 03:28 PM
I was taking a bath and dad come in and see me j\o in the tub

zander
July 28th, 2010, 06:02 PM
all parents know that their boys jerk off, its just part of life

walpoler93
July 28th, 2010, 06:07 PM
im pretty careful, and i dont think they know. if they do... oops!

dude14
July 28th, 2010, 06:38 PM
im sure they know just cuz if we all masturbait dont u think ur dad would know cuz he did it wen he was a kid ? my dad thought i was wen i was puting zit cream on and i opend the door so im safe with being in the bathroom but im sure ur dads know.

usedtobejv
July 28th, 2010, 07:16 PM
nooo they dont

Brown.h.j.223
July 28th, 2010, 07:18 PM
No, it would be to awkward to tell them, and I only do it when there's no one home.

Erick
July 28th, 2010, 11:15 PM
Of course they know. Specially dads, what are you thinking they did when they were our age?

Jerk off, of course!

Kuervo
July 28th, 2010, 11:32 PM
umm i dont think they know...probably my dad cuz yh hes a guy lol but no one has walked on me yet

TopGear
July 28th, 2010, 11:32 PM
every father has grown up, so Im sure your father will know. Mother on the other hand, she knows all. So most likely both your parents know.

Brandon K
July 29th, 2010, 12:01 AM
my mom has caught me so ya lol

karl
July 29th, 2010, 12:59 AM
They know you J/O just like you 'know' they have sex!

chris4
July 29th, 2010, 01:38 AM
They know you J/O just like you 'know' they have sex!

haha this...

its one of those things that we just assume of guys.

DanielBoy
July 29th, 2010, 04:36 AM
Yes, my parrents know; most parents know their kids do it, they just don't know how old you are when you start.

My mom found out by accident.

I was in my room on the computer, I was 12; my mom came in to tell me that my sister brought home ice cream. I was naked, but was pulled in close to my computer, and I got the browser closed right before she came in, and everything almost worked, but right as she was leaving, she said: "Are you naked?" Of course I almost peed my self, so I said no, but pushed my chair out, and she saw everything. The next day I came home from school, I had a "talk" with my dad, and they put a lock on my door. Most awkward moment of my life! :\

vballboy
July 29th, 2010, 05:08 AM
ive been caught with porn haha so i guess they'd assume that. otherwise if anything sometimes i used to get asked why i take such long showers...obviously cuz i was jacking off haha

The Dark Lord
July 29th, 2010, 05:26 AM
no of course not.

solid-snake
July 29th, 2010, 10:42 AM
well when i was 9 my hormones when crazy so im on the computer looking up anything sexual because i had no preference back then and my mom caut my google serches because i didnt know how to delete history. now i jerk in the morning because no one is up but i some times for got to close the door so i guess she might of herd me. i think she knows.

Sportsbro07
July 29th, 2010, 10:49 AM
I am sure they do. Dad has walked in several times so no biggie on his part.

hung drummer guy
July 29th, 2010, 10:57 AM
Rofl and that's why i use spit as lube :P

lol, that does wor, but, not for me.:D

NeverLetGo
July 29th, 2010, 11:44 AM
I'm sure they both assume that I do... I mean doesn't everyone? Including your dad when he was your age?

CestDan
July 29th, 2010, 06:12 PM
Well, once my father caught me so He knows I do lol

Judas
July 29th, 2010, 09:38 PM
I don't think they know.

JustANaverageGUY
July 29th, 2010, 10:53 PM
once my dad caught me but I'm sure my parents both assume I do anyway

keas96
July 29th, 2010, 11:04 PM
myy dad tried having The Talk with me about stuff and said that i'm probably growing and doing things boys do... i turned like bright red and totally was embarrassed. so, he doesnt KNOW i jerk but he woudnt be surprised

ericboi
July 29th, 2010, 11:07 PM
My parents have to know that I j/o. They just never say anything about it.

cev199316
July 29th, 2010, 11:12 PM
Yeah I'm pretty sure that my parents know, they probably wonder why my showers are so long hahaha. but they've never confronted me about the subject. nor have they given me "the talk"

Milo1234
July 30th, 2010, 08:40 AM
well ive never been caught so i dont know if they know.

Muscleteen92
July 30th, 2010, 11:00 AM
Hell No!...well um... God i hope not lol

Michael52
July 30th, 2010, 11:41 AM
They probably think i do because everyone does..... but ive never been caught so im safe lol

TylerD96VA
July 30th, 2010, 08:46 PM
my dad definitely knows - he came home for lunch the other day and i was jerking in the den.

jimmy-magic
July 31st, 2010, 04:37 AM
im a 17 year old male, i think it would be pretty obvious to them that i jack off by know, Ive never been caught or anything though man . peace .

WakeyEr
July 31st, 2010, 05:00 PM
Yaa.. I think they assume I do. I mean honestly, my parents must be brain dead if they dont think I do. But what-evs if they do they do if they dont they dont, i dont care lol, its not going to change.

enzenzz
July 31st, 2010, 06:09 PM
Yes they do

Memory
July 31st, 2010, 08:37 PM
Hah, if they knew I would never be aloud to go on the computer unsupervised.

nevertoreturn
July 31st, 2010, 09:13 PM
No, it would be to awkward to tell them, and I only do it when there's no one home.

haha the latter will change really quickly (unless they're not home a lot)

Joey15
July 31st, 2010, 11:14 PM
Well may dads pretty chill. He coaches my hockey team hes just an alll around cool guy. i dont think he knows for certain but hes made jokes about it befor

Bstkid21
July 31st, 2010, 11:25 PM
Ive never been caught, but im pretty sure that the have figured it out by now

ImCoolBeans
July 31st, 2010, 11:36 PM
ehhhhhhh i hope not

mach5
July 31st, 2010, 11:42 PM
they probably just assume. i mean we are teenage boys, what else are we going to do in our spare time....play house?

neigh
August 9th, 2010, 01:41 AM
Do your parents know that you jack off?

did they find out by accident, or did u tell them?

(If you want) = How did it happen?

i have not told them but all guys do.
give me jerk off or give me death,

jeffn
August 9th, 2010, 03:23 AM
i'm sure they know

The Batman
August 9th, 2010, 03:26 AM
For everyone that says no...remember that your parents were young too and 9/10 they know.

Valtiel
August 9th, 2010, 03:38 AM
No. My mom believes me to be pure.

I haven't had sex either...


*Bursts out laughing*

Fedex
August 9th, 2010, 04:05 AM
I think they know, I mean, they were young too

Azunite
August 9th, 2010, 04:06 AM
Don't know about my dad but my mum knows and she also knows I am watching porn, stashing 18+ pictures in my PC, and she knows I am jacking off.
She once saw and heard I was watching and she laughed, that's all.

VTry007
August 9th, 2010, 03:58 PM
Yes, my parrents know; most parents know their kids do it, they just don't know how old you are when you start.

My mom found out by accident.

I was in my room on the computer, I was 12; my mom came in to tell me that my sister brought home ice cream. I was naked, but was pulled in close to my computer, and I got the browser closed right before she came in, and everything almost worked, but right as she was leaving, she said: "Are you naked?" Of course I almost peed my self, so I said no, but pushed my chair out, and she saw everything. The next day I came home from school, I had a "talk" with my dad, and they put a lock on my door. Most awkward moment of my life! :\

They put a lock on your door after they found out you reached that age where you.... :yeah: How thoughtful. :wub: You must have nice parents.:yes:

Joeyy7892
August 9th, 2010, 04:02 PM
well, they were kids once, so it's pretty much a known fact that you do ahah. You don't need to tell them, or have them catch you haha

AHSboy
August 9th, 2010, 04:20 PM
I've never been caught, but for the first three years, my locked door was constantly knocked on and just recently, my parents stopped bothering me while my door's closed unless its an emergency... So... I think they put two and two together...:P

BigManOnCampus
August 9th, 2010, 04:22 PM
Yes and it was an accident because I was in my bed room and forgot to close the door and I didn't hear anybody come up and my mom walked in and saw the whole thing

tinkergenius
August 9th, 2010, 04:36 PM
My Mom walked in on me right when I was about to bust a nut. I don't know who was more embarrassed..her or me. I didn't know where to crawl, lol

crazycoller
August 10th, 2010, 08:56 PM
I've had quite a few really close calls but I doubt my mom knows but my dad has probably put pieces together plus dads probably did also... and yah if you have mozilla firefox... tools - start private browsing- doesnt record history during porn viewing :-)

Scooby Dooby Drew
August 10th, 2010, 08:57 PM
I don't know for sure, but I think they do know...
They found my pr0n stash, so yeah they probably know xD

playa85
August 12th, 2010, 04:53 PM
Gosh I hope not!!!!

atlf2856
August 12th, 2010, 05:03 PM
Not sure, but I bet they do, especially my mom, cause she stays up late nd prob.. hears me. I got caught watchn xxx by my dad though. And he just like walked away and said I didnt need to seee that. XD

Vendal
August 12th, 2010, 05:57 PM
I've never been caught but my parents must know. I'm a guy after all

Teenage Art
August 13th, 2010, 06:17 AM
Do girls masturbate? O.o

playa85
August 13th, 2010, 07:30 AM
I think they know.,...lol

tinkergenius
August 13th, 2010, 02:11 PM
They know.

They were kids once too, and they did it.

Now, cause they're married, they have intercourse, and don't have to "take matters into their hand." lol

niko0202
August 13th, 2010, 03:29 PM
They have never walked in or anything but i mean i'm a male teenager and they probs know what male teenagers do... Lol

jason93
August 14th, 2010, 06:12 AM
I'm sure they do. I have four brothers and I know for sure my dad knows we jack off as he is a guy.

Deathwingo0o
August 14th, 2010, 06:19 AM
They caught me when I'm doing it for the first time, lol. Didn't close the door and was facing my mother. Akward...

musclecharles79
September 25th, 2010, 08:35 PM
seein how I walk around my house naked with my dick out I think they know and they don't give a fuck

Daniel_
September 25th, 2010, 09:31 PM
Rofl and that's why i use spit as lube :P

I think that is disgusting...

JimSauce
September 25th, 2010, 09:43 PM
They know, but not because they caught me (I would die of embarrassment). When I came out we had a whole talk about homosexuality and the topic came up, so I basically told them.

horseboi
September 25th, 2010, 09:53 PM
I know my brother Dillon knows.. But mom... I think she knows.. She has never said anything..

BigRedSC
September 25th, 2010, 11:31 PM
i'm sure they know that i do, since i am a teenage guy...but they've never caught me or anything

flyykidd
September 26th, 2010, 12:30 AM
They know.....just nvr caught me xD

Kaius
September 26th, 2010, 02:31 AM
Any parents that have teenage sons generally know their sons will have at some point jacked off, its not exactly the most unheard of thing in the world :P

ilove..pie
September 26th, 2010, 04:04 AM
they probably do

IMonfire
September 26th, 2010, 04:04 AM
Oh yeah, come on. All parents know what boys do. :)

But they didn't caught me yet.

Theatrekid
September 26th, 2010, 12:02 PM
I think they do. One because my dad has come home quickly and I forgetto delete the history. Or one time my brother was Jo in his room and I was out front trying to decide of I wanted to Jo and I got down to my underwear and got my laptop and my dad opened the garage door and walk in. First went to my brother room and I font know what happened and I was freaking out trying to put clothes back on and tuck boner away and I slid the laptop under the couch and then he walks out. I happened to be watching gay porn and then he says how are you and the guys started moaning... Yeah... Awkward and he walked away dropped his work stuff off and left...

mmmark1985
September 26th, 2010, 05:09 PM
Yeah mine know because they caught me and I guess cause they know about teens and j/o and things.

Apollo.
September 26th, 2010, 07:06 PM
I think parents know that every one J/O so mine probably do.

colt
September 27th, 2010, 01:09 AM
I believe my parents know but they don't bring it up. I mean, they were in the same situation when they were our age. They probably found it embarassing if or their knew. It happens to everyone, its life. Yet, it is a very uncomfortable topic to bring up. lol

Joeyy7892
September 27th, 2010, 02:44 PM
Whether you think they do or not... I hate to to tell you, but they know, period lmao.

Kris2
October 2nd, 2010, 01:24 PM
well the sheets bein crusty are a bit of a give away

Azunite
October 2nd, 2010, 01:48 PM
Every parent will know that their children will masturbate when they are old enoguh

Huskyboy132
October 2nd, 2010, 01:48 PM
Well,
My mom once came in in the middle of it, but idk if she saw anything. She hasn't said anything about it. luckily.

yeitsRob
October 17th, 2010, 10:54 AM
100% they no jst 1 of those things you dnt fink about init ,

yuwannaknow
October 17th, 2010, 04:43 PM
no, if they did they'd flip out

ryansmith13
October 17th, 2010, 07:44 PM
I don't think so, yet. I always lock the door... If it has a lock.

josh93
October 17th, 2010, 08:17 PM
No they dont know that i jack off.

TopGear
October 17th, 2010, 08:22 PM
Im sure most parents know there son does so, expecially for fathers. They were 14,15,16,17 too. They know what we do, they just don't bring it up because there is no point.

TheAppleGeek
October 19th, 2010, 02:49 PM
I don't think my parents know, my mum might she walked in on me mid-masturbate when i was infront of my computer, but i sort of leaned over to try and cover up my junk wile i closed the porn. She hasen't mentioned it so i'm not sure if she knows. (I hope not lol)

same

coleman8r 77
October 21st, 2010, 12:51 AM
i think thay do

aidan235
October 21st, 2010, 02:30 AM
Both my parents have caught me in the act. Soooo yes

districtnowhere
October 21st, 2010, 08:56 AM
i've never been caught. but i still think they don't know.. but there were some close calls..

Lights
October 21st, 2010, 11:30 AM
To my knowledge, no, my parents don't know. I hope they don't suspect me of it...

Rashard
October 31st, 2010, 05:56 PM
Probly they knoe but i would never tell em'

josh93
October 31st, 2010, 05:59 PM
No they dont know that i jack off.

Cudder
October 31st, 2010, 06:02 PM
Well as far as I know they don't. But it's really commen sense probaly to them, that they would think I do it

Abigballofdust
October 31st, 2010, 06:44 PM
Every parent knows as it'll be a big sign of self denial and impossibility to accept their child is growing up if they didn't. I mean, you have a teen son in puberty, there's a reason for which he's passing much more time in the toilet and that's surely not constipation...

dundundunDUN
October 31st, 2010, 06:52 PM
nope-at least i dont think >.>

roxas1
November 8th, 2010, 08:15 PM
Do your parents know that you jack off? No

did they find out by accident, or did u tell them? I told them

(If you want) = How did it happen? I told my dad I don't like to Jo (but I do )

cashman1112
November 8th, 2010, 08:54 PM
havt cought me but they most likley know

LiveLife23
November 8th, 2010, 09:47 PM
my mom knows definitely cause she caught me :P awkward and im pretty sure she told my dad so yea they know

How did it happen? - i was jackin off in the bathroom and my cousin had to use the bathroom so i got out but i was still horny. so i went to my room to finish and i thought my parents were sleeping so i started and my mom entered my room. she saaw me and yeaa

Tehsimpl
November 10th, 2010, 12:13 AM
Ima ninja! They will never catch me in the act :D

rpc12
February 2nd, 2011, 02:30 PM
ive never been caught but its not like my dad expects a 14yo boy alone at home not to jack off

Fact
February 2nd, 2011, 02:34 PM
Please don't bump old threads.

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