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Dragoon Lagoon
January 24th, 2010, 11:36 AM
i masturbated w/ a hairbrush handle a few days ago. i wanted 2 do it again, but w/ a viberating toothbrush. problem: when the toothbrush vibrates it makes a LOUD sound, and then my gramma or step mom come running in saying U WOKE ME UP! & i can NOT tell em im masturbating!!!!! what 2 do?

January 24th, 2010, 11:50 AM
If they ask you what you were doing then tell them you were brushing your teeth. Lmao. And if you were doing it longer than 5 minutes, (obviously it isnt that loud then) tell them it must be something outside. Iunno if thats good but it might work.

January 24th, 2010, 01:03 PM
Well the obvious answer is to try and get something quieter, and whilst you're getting one only masturbate when they are out.

January 24th, 2010, 05:14 PM
Wrap your blanket around it to soften the noise... Believe me, it'll help. I have no idea how i know this but it's true :)

Chris x

February 20th, 2010, 11:05 PM
not safe at all

February 20th, 2010, 11:19 PM
Just... get something quieter.

February 23rd, 2010, 10:56 PM
tell them ur actually brushing your teeth.. or do it when they arent home!

February 27th, 2010, 08:40 AM
do it wen their not at home

February 27th, 2010, 03:57 PM
you should wait until you have the house to yourself, or find a room that insulates noise most, then do your business with the toothbrush :D

February 27th, 2010, 04:12 PM
1. Get something quieter

2. Dont do it while they are home

3. or rap the part that is exposed in something to make it a little less loud.

Hope I helped.

March 1st, 2010, 07:14 PM
either do it when they're not home or say you're going to take a shower and just turn the water on to drown out the noise

March 1st, 2010, 10:14 PM
In the shower, I use a toothbrush too, and it's really good in the shower and mine is friken LOUD too, but the water drowns out the sound, but I advise you to masturbate first, then clean your body because, you might squirt and feel gross xD

August 18th, 2010, 09:32 PM
i would usually turn on the shower and do it.

August 19th, 2010, 12:46 AM
Wait until nobody is home.

August 19th, 2010, 02:45 PM
just get a different kind of toothbrush. I have one I use for masturbating and its not that loud.

August 26th, 2010, 12:38 PM
If you want to masturbate again try running the shower and sit on the toilet seat. If you've got a electric shower the sound of it should be alot louder then a electric toothbrush or if you don't have a electric shower run the water in the sink or run the bath.

The bathroom is a very loud place anyway..

September 10th, 2010, 05:40 AM
U could wait till no one is at home, do it in the shower, cover with a blanket to soften noise or get a quieter one hope i helped XD

September 10th, 2010, 07:09 PM
in the showerr, get a quieterr one, or coverr with a blanket. pretty much what everyone else has said lol

September 11th, 2010, 10:53 AM
put your cellphone on vibrate, get a house phone, and call yourself... makes an easy vibrator for my friend that is a girl lol