Ask a stupid question get a stupid answer

[Charlie B. Barkin]

How to play: The poster above you will give a stupid question and the next will give a stupid answer.

So I'll go first.

Why is the sky blue?

[iJack]

Because i said so,

Why is my name Jack?

[Charlie B. Barkin]

Because it didn't seem right to name you Cletus

What do I call myself Duke?

[Arctic Fox]

Because your are the Duke of Beagles

Why am i named nick?

[Charlie B. Barkin]

Because people don't like you being diverse

Why do I like Genesis?

[iJack]

Because you do

What is my post count?

[chay_c92]

It's a 4.9.1. hah xD

Why do people take showers naked?

[Arctic Fox]

Because they like to look at themselves

Why is my favorite color red?

[iJack]

b/c i said so


why is ht enumber 3 spelled three?

[wsvjr]

because it is

what is 1+1000?

[notsure101]

1001

why are there credit cards?

[Andrew56]

Because Credit Balls were too hard to scan, and too hard to fit in one's wallet.

Why are there speed limits?

[notsure101]

so u dont kill urself

wat is the meaning of life?

[Axellance]

there is no meaning to it!

why are my eyes blue?

[Rex]

The more important question is, why is your face blue?

My question:

WTF?

[Axellance]

i didnt know there was anything happining that required a wtf

how do TVs work?

[chay_c92]

Using some TV book for dummies.

Why do you spell Why, with a WHY?

[The Reaper]

because y is only SOMETIMES a vowel unlike A and I which are ALWAYS vowels.

why is the grass green???

[Charlie B. Barkin]

Because God got hammered and threw up on it. then he tried to clean it but it left a stain. And snow is when he ejaculates over the earth :P

Why are my socks white?

[[crazy]girl]

cause your boooooriiiiinggggg

why do people get all depressed[including me! im poking fun at every1]?

[chay_c92]

Because that's the first step of happiness.

Why do clowns have red beeping noses?

[iJack]

i have o cluw

who is she?

[Coesistere]

She is he and he is me

Where is Waldo?

[iJack]

in mah sig, soon

what time is it?

[oso06]

time to buy a clock xD

wat are toilets for

[Arctic Fox]

For dogs to drink out of

What is my real name?

[essasteph]

Seymour Gaylord

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

[iJack]

a wood chuck could chuck as much as a wood chuck could chuck wood if a would chuch could chuck wood

lol,

what is the size of my big toe?

[Coesistere]

The size of your other big toe

the letter "A" stands for what in the word "A"

[essasteph]

Pi

Where is my cow?

[Coesistere]

Jumping over the moon

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Who me? *Yes You* Couldnt be...Then Who?

[The Reaper]

ME!!!!

Why is an ompalompa skateboarding through nyc funny???

[oso06]

colors of body? lol


why can't penguin's fly

[dogman]

their wings r frozen to thier bodies

if god invented everything, who invented god

[Coesistere]

The Gov

If VT turned into a dog, what kinda of dog would it be?

[falkflyer]

A hot dog with relish.

How many US dollars does it take to get an admin role?

[curiousteen]

idk u tell me.

why do we talk?

[dogman]

because we didnt want to bark or crow or make any other animal sound

why do people ask questions

[curiousteen]

to get a stupid answer

why r ppl here?

[Coesistere]

Because they have internet..duuuh :P

Why must the cow jump over the moon?

[curiousteen]

to get to the other side!!!!!!!!!!!

why do ppl sing?????????

[attax]

Because they are tired of talking and being altogether silent.

Why do I have toes?

[Coesistere]

because our feet where our original hands and the toes where the fingers but evolution just gave up and said "screw it! "

[[crazy]girl]

what is your question?

[Coesistere]

nothing, see. tthat was quite a stupid an easy question! :D
Sorry bout that though, i think i forgot to put one.
anyway, How many mustashes did Burt Renolds have?

[curiousteen]

idk do u know

who is the greatest?

[[crazy]girl]

why MEEEEEE of course!


do you have chocolate??

[george]

Check your toilet :D

why are my fish gold? :lol:

[curiousteen]

u sprayed gold paint on them.

why do we have money??????

[[crazy]girl]

well how else would we have internet conections?



why d'we need clothing

[notsure101]

so are naked asses dont run every were

who invented coke?

[curiousteen]

the person that invented cocaine

how were we created?

[Camazotz]

A giant chicken hatched an egg which formed the Earth, and the Earth hatched 2 eggs which were Adam and Eve.

Why does this question have no answer?

[Mikel14]

because islands have no mass

why does toilet water spin

[curiousteen]

because it wants to suck u up.

when will we there be peace?

[Mikel14]

in 1825

where does the chicken generate its feathers

[curiousteen]

from its pores

where did sports come from

[[crazy]girl]

from their mommies


where did mommies come from?

[macaulay]

from evil leprechauns with magic belly buttons that shoot stars.

why do i eat breakfast at breakfast time?

[[crazy]girl]

well would you eat it at lunch time? no!


why are people new?

[cslag]

because if they wernt new theyd be old and then they all die, then thered be no people

why do people read?

[Ryandel]

Cuz we have eyes.

Why are there no such things as a Jelly Bagel?

[[crazy]girl]

cause you can spread jelly on bagles


why do people live in space?