Corrupt-A-Wish

[LightxInxDarkness]

This is one of my favorite games all you have to do is make a wish and corrupt the wish of the previous poster. I'll start with a simple one.

I wish for 200 million dollars.

[iJack]

You get 200 million dollars, but you die

i wish for a hunk of metal

[LightxInxDarkness]

The hunk of metal falls from the sky and crushes you.

I wish I had super powers.

[Triple7]

Your super powers cause too much collateral damage and you lose everyone and everything you love.

I wish I had a new cap.

[iJack]

You get a bottle cap


i want a penny

[LightxInxDarkness]

You meet a girl named penny but she has crabs.

I wish for ultimate power.

[Triple7]

Your ultimate power causes the universe to implode into you.

I wish I had no essays to write.

[iJack]

you dont have to write essays, you have to write 20 page books

i wish for a Macbook, broken or ok

[LightxInxDarkness]

You get kicked out of college and banned from every other one in the world so now you don't have any essays.

[japanman]

you get no essays but your teahcher gives you more math homework =P
i wish i was japanese :D
dang it you beat me to it...

[iJack]

you become japanese, you forget english, and cant post on VT ever again

I want a pillow

[Triple7]

Your pillow is made of lead.

I wish I won the lottery.

[iJack]

you win the lotery, you get shot cashing in the check

i want a PS2 to USB adapter

[LightxInxDarkness]

YOu get it but lose your ps2 and computer.

I wish I had someone would slap the guy that invented schools.

[iJack]

the guy who invented it is dead

i want a 2 dollar bill

[LightxInxDarkness]

You get a duck bill worth 2 dollars.

I wish I had wings like an angel.

[iJack]

you cant contrull your wings and you fly into a poll

i want a cell phone

[Arctic Fox]

Your cell phone blows up in your hand and you lose your ear.

I wish i had a puppy :)

[iJack]

The puppy bites off your finger and pees in your shoes

i wish for 11,000 posts

[Arctic Fox]

You get 11,000 posts, but you get banned because they are all spam :)

I wish i had a kitty

[japanman]

You got a kitty but it gets pissed due to mistreatment and scratches your balls off (ow)
i wish i had a doggy

[Arctic Fox]

The doggy turns out to have rabies and eats your family and you... Then it comes back and barfs up your body parts! Ewww

I wish i was a superstar :)

[essasteph]

You turn into a kitty, somebody runs over you and you die.

I wish that it was graduation already!

[iJack]

you go to graduation and get shot by a maniac

i wish i was me

[Arctic Fox]

It is graduation, but your home posting on VT and you missed it now you have to go back forever!

I wish i was a bird!

[iJack]

you fly into a tree

i wish i had a tv in my room

[Arctic Fox]

You get a TV in your room but all it does is run Non-Stop baby movies :)

I wish i had a mac

[dudesweet101]

you get a mac but it has anthrax inside of it.

I wish I could be with my gf right now.

[Arctic Fox]

You are with your GF but then she breaks up with you

I wish i had a new TV

[iJack]

You drop the tv down the stairs

i wis i had a GF

[Arctic Fox]

You get a girlfriend but then she takes off her clothes and she has a dick.

I wish i had a new chair

[iJack]

You sit on the chair and it breaks

i wish for a pen

[Electric Cheese]

you get the pen, but its in the hands of a maniac, who stabs you with it

I wish for one night with Gail Kim

[Maverick]

Granted, but you get an incurable STD.

I wish my homework was done.

[Charlie B. Barkin]

Your homework is done but robbers come and steal it.

I wish that my dog wouldn't die.

[Electric Cheese]

(damn you for giving us one that will make us look like bastards after posting)
**kindest option** your dog runs away

I wish I had a million wishes

[Charlie B. Barkin]

the million wishes are gone and then you have one and you wish that your parents were dead :D

I wish my old MP3s didn't get thrown away

[Electric Cheese]

all your mp3s get corupted, including the genesis ones

I wish that I could fly

[iJack]

you flu into a poll

i wish for a aaa battery

[Electric Cheese]

the aaa battery leaks into your coffee

I wish someone would come online on msn ffs, I mean 57 contacts and not one online!?!

[iJack]

they come online, only t tell yu to jumoff a cliff


i wish to be a mod

[Camazotz]

After you become mod, the website shuts down and will no longer exist.

I wish for world peace.

[wsvjr]

there will always be wars there will always be diffrences


I wish for a CCW permit (concealed carry permit)

[japanman]

You get but it gets thrown into the fire

i wish that the world would go back to bieng balanced

[jellybeanlover]

the world is balanced but a fat person eats a custard cream and it tilts to left and throws us all off the edge.

i wish for a lightsabre

[AutumnDae]

You get it, but in the process you lose both your arms so you can't have it.

I wish for an onion, so I can finish making my salad.

[jellybeanlover]

you get your onion but you cut it up and it starts screaming. you get tried for murder and sentenced to life in arizona maximum security prison with a bunch of sexually deprived nutjobs.

i wish for a pack of condoms. (y not indeed?)

[myskias]

your kitty pissed on ur face and it was acidic and burned your eyes out :P

I wish i was controller of the shadows

[Arctic Fox]

your kitty pissed on ur face and it was acidic and burned your eyes out :P

I wish i was controller of the shadows

Lol whered the kitty come from?

Anyway you control the shadows, but then you become one

I wish i was the universe controller

[myskias]

haha i didnt know there were three pages :]

All the people and everything in the universe rebels and eventually kills you

what if i wish i was a shadow!

[iJack]

You hide and are neer seen again

i wish i had one more post

[LightxInxDarkness]

You post something completely vulgar and rude and get banned.

I wish I wasn't so damn sexy.

[jellybeanlover]

you stop being so damn sexy and end up looking like a sumo wrestler.

i wish i was the gwim weaper:yes:

[chay_c92]

You become the Grim Weaper...but suffer a bad life.

I wish that I could sleep more.

[jellybeanlover]

you oversleep and miss the naked celebrity gyrating on your bed while you sleep.

i wish for a bathtub of irn bru :P

[notsure101]

you drown in it

i wish to be the ruler of russia

[Axellance]

You become ruler of russia but the us government overthrows the russian governemnt takes the land and in the process kills you and everyone you care about:)

I wish i had the power to change peoples views on different sexual orentations :)

[jellybeanlover]

you change their views so everyone loves gays. and hates straights. chaos ensues. world meltdown. the halo fanatics rise up and "pwn" you.:P


i wish i was scarface

[essasteph]

I turn you into a supermodel = )

I wish that I get a good roommate next year!

[Tree]

You get a good room mate, but it turns out shes so good that every thing you do she finds something wrong with it and drives you into suicide.

I wish I weighed more...(someones gonna make me over weight lol)

[Axellance]

you become overweight and throght the earth off balance causing armageddon to come early!!

I wish i was skinnyier!!

[Close102]

you become so skinny your ribs rip through the sides of your body.

i wish to go on a date with the girl OF (not in) my dreams.

[Axellance]

u find out the girl of your dreams is actually a vampuire and she kills you.

i wish i was 21!

[falkflyer]

You become 21 inches tall and get stepped on.

I wish for... straight A's. (oh boy, I see somebody giving me gay A's in the near future...)

[Axellance]

you become a total neard and nobody likes you.

i wish i has a drivers licence and car. (im gonna get in a car crash huh)

[curiousteen]

u get a car and it blows up when u start it.

i wish i could get anything i want

[[crazy]girl]

only ten days, not bumping lol :P


you get everything you want, but in a week you want to die, and you do :evil:


um...i wish all my clothes fit properly again...AND that they don't turn into geeky, slutty, or overly-nerdy stuff either

ha! work that one

[blank_07]

all your clothes fit, but everyones decided to become nudists.

i wish my dog wasnt a retard.

[Palm kid]

ur dog becomes smarter than you and ur parents prefer it andkick u out

i wish i had a pet llama

[blank_07]

your llama has a disease and all its skin falls offf.

i wish i had unlimited time.

[Palm kid]

u cause the space time continuim to explode destroying the universe

i wish i could be at calis house

[blank_07]

you arrive there, but cali's dead. :O!

i wish i had a laptop.

[curiousteen]

well ur lap top explodes and u get another one and it also explodes

i wish i was no global warming

[blank_07]

instead, global freezing (:

i wish i had a kitty,

[[crazy]girl]

you get a kitty, but it's hairless and hates u


oaky..i wanna be able to stop bingeating AND not become a bony stick :P

[SoCalledSlut]

You stop binge eating but get hugely fatter, due to your body not understanding the sudden change (HA!)


I want... to have my perfect body*


*That's MY idea of a perfect body...

[Coesistere]

You become plastic, like a barbie doll.....:eyebrow:

I wish i could fix my life

[george]

You fix your life but then realize that your life before was better :D

I wish I had air. HAH!! lets see something bad happen to me from air :P

[curiousteen]

the air is poison and u choke.

i wish i was the smartest in the world

[george]

smartest what? you never specified :P
you become the smart rock in the world

i wish for a swimming pool full of mountain dew code red :D sweeeeet

[curiousteen]

u get to addicted to it and u wont come out


i wish that dogs were the dominant pet.

[iJack]

You drown


i want this post to stay here

[Atonement]

Alex hates you and deletes it.

I wish I had a purple foot.

[george]

The foot comes alive and eats your body.

I wish for a swimming pool full of jello :D

[curiousteen]

when u dive in u fly through the roof

i wish we were all rich

[[crazy]girl]

You stop binge eating but get hugely fatter, due to your body not understanding the sudden change (HA!)
aww that was mean! lol

we all become rich, since everyone's rich, nothing's worth anything and the world gets dystroied
muhahaha


uh..i wish my mom was sane again

[notsure101]

she becomes same but is TO PERFECT

i wish i had air right now!

[curiousteen]

u have air but not for long

i wish i could fly

[Camazotz]

You start flying, but go so high, you go into space and die.

I wish you couldnt corrupt this wish...

[Scuicide by star]

I wish your wish was corrupted

[curiousteen]

he wish was corrupted and then ur wish was to. (idk)

i wish there werent any deaths

[Scuicide by star]

there arnt any deaths, but then the world over populates and we start living 5 people per square foot


i wish to have iron mans suit

[curiousteen]

u have iron mans suit but u cant move because its a fake and u cant move.

i wish everyone told the truth(i know how this is goin to tun out)

[[crazy]girl]

ya tells the truth, but they hate you (hehe)


i wish that...i wish that i could just be stable

[macaulay]

you could be, but you are too unstable to be stable

i wish i had a guinea pig with laser eyes that kill budgies with super sonic hearing that eat goldfish .

[[crazy]girl]

the pig and the fish kill and eat you


i want to be perfect

[heartagram72]

you're perfection makes someone jealous and they scissor kick you in the back of the head.

i wish that my pubes were dyed green

[macaulay]

the green colour turns off any chick who sees them

i wish that a giant squid fell from the air conditioner and everybody saw it and i was made leader of the world

[Arctic Fox]

You become leader of the world but then the giant squid eats you and becomes the new leader

I wish i had a new phone

[cslag]

you get a new phone but it doesnt get service

i wish i had a piece of cheese

[[crazy]girl]

the cheese is extra moldy

i wish i didnt get hungry

[LightxInxDarkness]

You didn't get hungry so you starved to death.

I wish people weren't assholes.

[cslag]

people aren't assholes, but they are too nice and everyone is comfortable with everybody and no one gets any space

i wish for this headache to go away

[twilight_exeption]

Your headache leaves home and you die from grief and loneliness.

I wish I was indifferent.

[[crazy]girl]

becomes indifferent and then dies because he donstn eat or do anyhitng important


i wish i could eat w/o being afraid