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Vannie
August 22nd, 2014, 07:43 PM
I'm literally the worst cook on earth. I can't boil an egg- I'm not joking either. For the past two hours I have had my stove on high, trying to boil some eggs. But they're not cooking!

Being a vegetarian, my parents are away until Sunday, and I'm living off of salad and cereal. Toasters have lit themselves on fire for me, and I don't like microwaves; ever since my spaghetti o's exploded in there, I hate it. I should try to take a cooking class or something. Boiling water is like rocket science for me.

The saddest part? I'm the only registered genius who can't boil freaking eggs. IQ of 147. Sure, I have high honors, but I'm culinarily stupid.

HadesLady
August 22nd, 2014, 08:23 PM
LOL. Sorry.Your post made me giggle.You can blend up some fruit and/or green smoothies. Pretty simple to make.

Cognizant
August 23rd, 2014, 01:42 AM
I'd just try watching cooking channels on Youtube. I really like Rebecca Brand's channel - she has some recipes on there that are pretty snappy, tasty, and she explains how to make them easily.

Or, if all else fails, you can always eat out for food :)