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KimuraWannabe116
August 20th, 2014, 11:52 PM
I thought of starting a thread where you can post humorous jokes about current events, recent events, politics etc. Please keep it clean, and do not discriminate or put down others. This is for humorous purposes.


Pun:

When Philip Seymour Hoffman died, no one will be able to "Seymour" Hoffman.

This one, most of you will not get.

Breaking news: Malaysia Airlines flight gets shot down by a Russian missile, Vladimir Putins response: if they die, they die.

justarandomteen
August 21st, 2014, 09:49 AM
Unless you're from New Jersey, you probably wont get this:

This is pretty much Chris Christie's campaign for NJ governor...
"Vote Chris Christie, he will make the world a better place!"
-Paid for by Hurricane Sandy Relief Fund

Stronk Serb
August 21st, 2014, 04:45 PM
Why did Adolf Hitler kill himself? Jews sent him a gas bill.
If every doctor in Serbia commited suicide for accepting brigery, we wouldn't have any doctors left.
A soldier of the Red Army got sent to a gulag for 31 years for yelling "THE POLITICAL OFFICER IS AN IDIOT!". One year for insulting a political officer and thirty for revealing a state secret.

Typhlosion
August 21st, 2014, 05:30 PM
TWPR :arrow: VT Arcade
We already have a Jokes and Riddles thread, so I'm moving this to the Arcade.

Also, as a friendly reminder, be careful not to offend people of other nationalities, political views, and ethnicities.