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PinkFloyd
June 16th, 2014, 01:58 AM
Ok game time!

Here's how it goes. You post a real or hypothetical ridiculous quote that no one would say and add "said no one ever" I'll start.

"Wow, that guy with straight pipes on his cheap used Mustang definitely has many friends and is by no means a douchebag." -Said no one ever

Cygnus
June 16th, 2014, 02:01 AM
"William Shakespeare is totally not a psychopath who loves to kill characters for shits and giggles." -Said no one ever

CosmicNoodle
June 16th, 2014, 02:07 AM
"If only I could remove this pineapple from my ass, then I'd be able to fly" - sadi no one ever

Gamma Male
June 16th, 2014, 02:16 AM
"I can't wait for the next season of Family Guy, these new ones are really good!" Said no one ever.

Melodic
June 16th, 2014, 03:07 AM
"Myspace is way better than Facebook" Said No One Ever

TooYoungToDie
June 16th, 2014, 03:22 AM
"Only true geniuses say YOLO all the time"- said no one ever

"I can't wait for the next season of Family Guy, these new ones are really good!" Said no one ever.

Soooo true.

Melodic
June 16th, 2014, 03:26 AM
Miley Cyrus is the best twerker -Said no one ever

NeuroTiger
June 16th, 2014, 04:38 AM
"I'm on the sun right now" said no one ever

CosmicNoodle
June 16th, 2014, 06:00 AM
Dreadfully sorry old chap, you'll have too excuse me as my scrotum seems to be on fire. - said no one ever

Typhlosion
June 16th, 2014, 08:55 AM
I can't wait to come back to DPRK... said no North Korean ever.

Harry Smith
June 16th, 2014, 09:02 AM
'I want to go to Detroit'-said no one ever

Remora
June 16th, 2014, 09:11 AM
"I want to be a dog"-said no one ever

TheN3rdyOutcast
June 16th, 2014, 09:17 AM
"I think that declaring a seemingly endless war on Afghanistan was an excellent idea on the president's behalf" said no sane person ever.

Horatio Nelson
June 16th, 2014, 09:29 AM
"I love physical labor in the hot sun."-said no one ever.

TheLoneWolf
June 16th, 2014, 09:41 AM
'I'll do it right away!' -Said no one ever.
'Let me Yahoo it.' -Said no one ever.
'I love boys who wear their pants halfway down their legs.' -Said no one ever.
'No Grandma, I don't want any more of your cookies.' -Said no one ever.
'Too bad it's Friday, I wish it was Monday again!' -Said no one ever.

Miserabilia
June 16th, 2014, 10:51 AM
"Gosh, that italian family at the other table sure is quiet." - Said no one ever

(P.S cookies for everyone that gets that reference :3 )

thatgothgirluknow
June 16th, 2014, 11:15 AM
i love the smell of little kids and old people said no one ever

Hollywood
June 16th, 2014, 11:17 AM
"Wow, those rednecks sure are smart." said no one ever.

Luminous
June 16th, 2014, 11:18 AM
"Wow, Boston is probably the safest place in the world!" said no one ever.

thatgothgirluknow
June 16th, 2014, 11:36 AM
i love ohios whether its so predictible said no one ever

TheN3rdyOutcast
June 16th, 2014, 03:46 PM
"I just love it when our teacher gives us 5 page essays that are due the next day" said no student ever.
"I wish I lived in Iraq, it's so safe there" said no one ever.
"I really enjoy being outside in the 90+ degree heat of summer" said no one ever.

Melodic
June 16th, 2014, 04:15 PM
'I want to go to Detroit'-said no one ever

Everyone in Michigan doesn't even want to go to Detroit. :lol:

"The Public Schools System is amazing!" -Said No One Ever

Bmble_B
June 16th, 2014, 04:30 PM
"Wow, I just realised that if I stopped going to school, I'll be rich!"-Said no one ever.

TheN3rdyOutcast
June 16th, 2014, 07:30 PM
"I really think that this show should go into season 20" said no one ever.
"Mom! I want brocolli!!! I WANT BROCOLLI!!! I WANT BROCOLLI!!! said no kid ever.
"It was a great idea to get into that creepy man's white van" said no one ever.

Gamma Male
June 16th, 2014, 07:44 PM
"I love Texas summers, they're so cool and mild, and there definitely aren't thousands of mosquitoes eating me alive!" Said no one ever

"This new free socialist healthcare is so oppressive, I sure wish they'd just let me pay my own 60,000$ hospital bills!" Said no one ever.

"I hate Breaking Bad! The characters are all boring and predictable and the writers definitely aren't creative Gods!" Said no one ever

"This year, I want to go to Utah for vacation'" Said no one ever

PinkFloyd
June 16th, 2014, 11:11 PM
"Nickleback's vocals are some of the best ever heard in the history of music." Said no one ever

Camazotz
June 16th, 2014, 11:38 PM
The only thing I hate more than music is laughing. -Said no one ever

Melodic
June 17th, 2014, 02:31 PM
Whitney Houston's vocal range is very average -Said No One Ever

Miserabilia
June 17th, 2014, 02:51 PM
Babies are so clean!

glad0s
June 17th, 2014, 06:36 PM
"Kim Jong-Un's haircut looks pretty nice," said no one [outside of North Korea] ever.
"Topology is a mildly interesting subject"
"I actually care about what what the Kardashians are doing"
"I didn't feel anything while watching The Fault in Our Stars"

Hollywood
June 17th, 2014, 09:40 PM
"I fucking love doing yardwork in 100 degree heat!" said Tyler, very sarcastically before he died from a heat stroke.

PinkFloyd
June 18th, 2014, 01:00 AM
"Wow, that guy wearing ungodly amounts of Hollister clothing and Axe body spray while also rocking some Oakley shades must not be a douchebag at all!" -said no one ever

Melodic
June 18th, 2014, 10:11 PM
"Internet Explorer is such a fast and good browser" -Said No One Ever