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CosmicNoodle
June 5th, 2014, 12:59 PM
Many of you know how the story game works. One person says a line of the story, the next person keeps it going, let's write a book together!

Me and my friends played this and we came up with:
Once upon a time on a small asteroid orbiting sytem 69. In a hotel known as "the black box", I was having a lovely wank till my mum walked out.

I'll start:

Once upon a time, in a land...

Gamma Male
June 5th, 2014, 01:04 PM
Far far away, there was an angry pokemon trying to...

Miserabilia
June 5th, 2014, 01:04 PM
...eat a jelly sandwich, which was....

Living For Love
June 5th, 2014, 01:06 PM
...poisoned, yet the pokemon didn't die because...

Miserabilia
June 5th, 2014, 01:07 PM
...it was actualy ben afleck, who is...

TheLoneWolf
June 5th, 2014, 01:08 PM
... actually a woman.

Miserabilia
June 5th, 2014, 01:09 PM
...Also, the pokemon (Ben Afleck), didn't even like the jelly sandwhich; so he....

TheLoneWolf
June 5th, 2014, 01:13 PM
... decided he'd give it to his dog who then...

Miserabilia
June 5th, 2014, 01:13 PM
...was poisoned and died, which made Ben afleck so sad, he....

CosmicNoodle
June 5th, 2014, 01:20 PM
Punched a tree in the face

TheLoneWolf
June 5th, 2014, 01:21 PM
What he didn't realise, was that the tree was actually his...

Miserabilia
June 5th, 2014, 01:23 PM
..mother, and the punch made her give birth to his new brother, who...

Living For Love
June 5th, 2014, 01:23 PM
...started crying and crying, which made Ben so angry again he...

CosmicNoodle
June 5th, 2014, 01:24 PM
....punched cheeses in the junk...

Miserabilia
June 5th, 2014, 01:24 PM
...which made me explode into a new galaxy, in which....

Living For Love
June 5th, 2014, 01:26 PM
... cheesee fell in love with a hot alien...

CosmicNoodle
June 5th, 2014, 01:27 PM
....and then a man in a blue box and an assistant called Amy pond

Miserabilia
June 5th, 2014, 01:27 PM
...took me and my hot alien to a sauna, where...

Gamma Male
June 5th, 2014, 01:28 PM
A new breed of cheesey jellyfish pokemon were born, who promptly..

Miserabilia
June 5th, 2014, 01:29 PM
...started creating a delicious new type of cheese, that was so delicious that it...

TheLoneWolf
June 5th, 2014, 01:29 PM
produced 1.000 new pokémons called Cheese Cheese

CosmicNoodle
June 5th, 2014, 01:30 PM
Killed whoever eat it....cheeses then....

Remora
June 5th, 2014, 01:31 PM
... caused peoples' ears to erupt with...

Miserabilia
June 5th, 2014, 01:32 PM
...hot lava, which solified and created...

TheLoneWolf
June 5th, 2014, 01:32 PM
salt kittens, sponsored by...

Living For Love
June 5th, 2014, 01:33 PM
...Lady Gaga's creative team "Haus of Gaga"...

TheLoneWolf
June 5th, 2014, 01:35 PM
Suddenly CosmicNoodle appeared and he...

Living For Love
June 5th, 2014, 01:38 PM
...beat the shit out of the salt kittens, because...

TheLoneWolf
June 5th, 2014, 01:39 PM
he only wanted sweet kittens.

Living For Love
June 5th, 2014, 01:41 PM
Eventually, Ben Afleck decided to visit cheesee and tell him he...

TheLoneWolf
June 5th, 2014, 01:43 PM
was in love with...

Remora
June 5th, 2014, 01:44 PM
Was actualky a cat jn disguise, come to the human planet to...

Living For Love
June 5th, 2014, 01:44 PM
...Roman Zolansky, Nicky Minaj's alter ego. The problem was...

CosmicNoodle
June 5th, 2014, 05:15 PM
......He was secretly a broom.....

TheLoneWolf
June 6th, 2014, 12:00 PM
used in one of the Harry Potter movies.

CosmicNoodle
June 6th, 2014, 12:24 PM
....as a sex toy for...

TheLoneWolf
June 6th, 2014, 12:26 PM
The Queen of England.
(Does this story still make sense...?)

CosmicNoodle
June 6th, 2014, 12:29 PM
(It never has)

...who then exploded I to a cloud of....

TheLoneWolf
June 6th, 2014, 12:30 PM
Noodles.

CosmicNoodle
June 6th, 2014, 05:03 PM
....that turned into....

sixguy6
June 8th, 2014, 04:43 PM
.....A giant piece of shit...

Microcosm
June 9th, 2014, 02:34 AM
...Which had special powers and could...

CosmicNoodle
June 9th, 2014, 09:38 AM
....increase the wood cutting ability of anyone without 10ft, it then.....

xXoblivionXx
June 18th, 2014, 08:07 AM
...was transported to Brazil by a paper company, who...

Ben_Frost
June 18th, 2014, 09:14 AM
...turned out to produce toilet paper rolls on a massive scale, so...

tbake98
June 18th, 2014, 09:58 AM
... the magical shit was wiped off the face of the planet. Until...

xXoblivionXx
June 18th, 2014, 03:55 PM
...one of the coworkers stole a roll because thy are too cheap to buy their own, thus creating...

TheN3rdyOutcast
June 18th, 2014, 05:40 PM
...a mysterious box outside the door of the worlds only talking dog.

Ben_Frost
June 20th, 2014, 11:48 AM
Who got sent to the pound because he was talking too much, thus...

CosmicNoodle
June 20th, 2014, 12:16 PM
...creating a small black hole that destorys earth, he is then pickled up by an alien ship seconds before the explosio, they then...

thatgothgirluknow
June 20th, 2014, 12:54 PM
plot an evil plan to take over the world but get sent to the pound

goodnightxmoonx
August 12th, 2014, 06:31 PM
Unfortunately, there were other things inside the black hole, including...

TheN3rdyOutcast
August 12th, 2014, 07:01 PM
...a giant cosmic cookie which was big enough to rip the very fabric of the space time continuum, which opened up...