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Bmble_B
April 6th, 2014, 07:17 PM
Oke so here's the rules...
You have to post the most un-funny (word fail) pun you can possibly think of, Ill start

Wonder why zombies want to eat brains? Because they don't have any!
*noms on an apple* your turn!

Typhlosion
April 6th, 2014, 07:24 PM
What continent would most fit in his thread?
PUNgea!

~hohohoho~ I love puns.

Synyster Shadows
April 6th, 2014, 07:57 PM
You know what's annoying? When someone tries to be punny and fails to make anyone laugh

Typhlosion
April 6th, 2014, 08:02 PM
You know what's annoying? When someone tries to be punny and fails to make anyone laughOh. :(

Synyster Shadows
April 6th, 2014, 08:03 PM
You know what's annoying? When someone tries to be punny and fails to make anyone laughOh. :(

Yup :/

Typhlosion
April 6th, 2014, 08:29 PM
That was... depressing...

I'll only post internet-approved puns, I guess.

http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/711/375/517.jpg

workingatperfect
April 6th, 2014, 08:34 PM
Why couldn’t foreign diplomats understand imperial Russian telegrams?

Because they were czarcastic.

DarkHorse4eva
April 6th, 2014, 10:49 PM
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!

PinkFloyd
April 6th, 2014, 10:51 PM
(insert offensive holocaust joke here)

Wow, I did nazi that coming!

Typhlosion
April 6th, 2014, 10:55 PM
I can't believe jew did that. Anne to be frank, why don't you stop stalin and give us some more puns? :D

ImAurora
April 7th, 2014, 10:49 PM
Dear god... the thread where I finally belong...

Why can't a bicycle stand up on its own? Because it's two tired.

Vocabulous
April 7th, 2014, 11:26 PM
ORANGE you guys glad this thread exists? I think it's GRAPE. Some of my puns are unPEARable, but blame my mother for RAISIN me this way. Though Most of you might see me as an APPLE, don't take me for POMEGRANATED.

-Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana
-What was the title of the newspaper story about the perfume factory explosion? EAU DE HUMANITY
-I named my new salamander Mini because he is MY NEWT
-Before a mother knows the sex of her baby it's a hidden agender
-I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
-I am really glad I know sign language. It is very handy.
-Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
-It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.
-what did the Egyptian fisherman say after hauling in a massive catch? I am in denial.
-two cats, one named OneTwoThree, the other named UnDeuxTrois, were swimming across a river. Only OneTwoThree Made it to the other side though because UnDeuxTrois cat sank. (Warning: must understand the French pronunciation of numbers 1 through 5 for pun to work)

someone better lock me up in a PUNitentiary, lest my crimes were to go unPUNished.

Typhlosion
April 8th, 2014, 09:16 AM
^^^^^^^^^^^^^

I can't top that.

What do you call something brown and sticky? A stick.

Vocabulous
April 8th, 2014, 11:10 PM
^^^^^^^^^^^^^

I can't top that.

What do you call something brown and sticky? A stick.

What has four wheels, an engine, and flies? A garbage truck

Typhlosion
April 29th, 2014, 09:21 AM
http://www.quickmeme.com/img/95/95b3ee1d5784ae1e387a19f7e8359b96472b6f29f7ce24d3ccaca98a6e75fa94.jpg

Harley Quinn
April 29th, 2014, 09:35 AM
I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.

The other day I held the door open for a clown. I thought it was a nice jester.

I should have been sad when my flashlight batteries died, but I was delighted.

Cooper15
May 28th, 2014, 03:26 PM
There was this veteran who had lost his leg in a war, he's now limb-ited.

Quiet frankly, when people climb fences, it is very offensive to me.

My teacher told me personal space, I said personal galaxy.

I was watching a movie about beavers the other day, it was the best dam movie ever.

CosmicNoodle
May 28th, 2014, 03:31 PM
Why doesnt anyone like Ukranian boxers?

Cher-Nob-LL-Fall-Out


And another joke, not really a pun, but funny:

Blind prostitutes, I got'a hand it to them!

Typhlosion
May 28th, 2014, 07:09 PM
I got electrocuted earlier this morning.

For some reason, my head hertz.