View Full Version : Criticize the above person's belief using flawed logic.

Gamma Male
April 1st, 2014, 06:07 AM
I would just like to start by saying that this is not a thread intended for serious discussion and debate. It is just a fun, silly game.
Just criticise the above person's belief and post one of your own.
And please, try to avoid politics and religion and stick to more lighthearted things like personal preferences and silly abstract stuff.

Poster 1: Coconuts taste good.
Poster 2: Over 15 people die from headwounds inflicted by falling coconuts every year. If you think coconuts taste good, you're a murderer! D:

I like riding bicycles.
Poster 3: Bicycles were invented by someone whose 4th cousin's uncle's chiropractor's grandmother may or may not have been sick at one point. Therefore, bicycles make you sick and are bad.
And so on. I'll start.

Jimi Hendrix is cool.

April 1st, 2014, 06:24 AM
I can not say anything bad about Hendrix. I refuse to!

April 1st, 2014, 08:24 AM
But Hendrix used drugs! Liking Hendrix makes you an addict!

I disbelieve in God.

April 1st, 2014, 08:27 AM
Not believing in God causes cancer and makes gas prices higher!

Metal isn't the best genre, Rock and Blues are.

Gamma Male
April 1st, 2014, 04:09 PM
But metals like steel and iron are stronger than rocks, and blue isn't nearly as pink as the color pink!

Linux is faster and more secure than either Windows or Apple.

Synyster Shadows
April 1st, 2014, 04:19 PM
Yeah but Linux isn't as common, therefore Windows and Apple are cooler and better.

Piano is an awesome instrument

Gamma Male
April 1st, 2014, 04:32 PM
But piano wire can be used to murder late night joggers. Criminal Minds said so!

Zelda and Final Fantasy should do a noncanon crossover game.

April 1st, 2014, 05:25 PM
That would cause anarchy as no one would leave their couch!

Blue is a nice color

April 1st, 2014, 05:32 PM
You would think that, but he called me "stupid" yesterday!


Gamma Male
April 1st, 2014, 06:36 PM
We live in a world where John Lenin and JFK were assassinated but G W Bush and Kanye West are still alive. Therefore there cannot possibly be a God.

Aurelio Voltaite has a voice like an angel.

April 1st, 2014, 06:48 PM
If Aurelio had a voice the voice of an angel that would mean he IS an angel, but everyone knows no angels exist because god doesn't exist because the universe doesn't exist because god didn't create it because there is no god because Einstein disproved it with his theory of relativity.

I believe in Jedi Narwhals.

Gamma Male
April 1st, 2014, 07:07 PM
I can find absolutely no faults in this belief whatsoever.

Great Britian should've won the Revolutionary War.

April 1st, 2014, 07:57 PM
But sometimes in Great Britain people die from drug overdoses so if Great Britain won the revolutionary war we'd all die from drug overdoses!

Toads are ugly.

April 1st, 2014, 07:59 PM
Toads have actually been considered the most beautiful animals on Earth.

April 1st, 2014, 10:27 PM
But I haven't seen one have over 10 likes on their selfie.

Nutella is the greatest sandwich spread to existence

April 1st, 2014, 10:52 PM
Nutella is made with nuts, which means it's secretly a project by the Illuminati!

Dr. Pepper is the greatest soda ever.

April 1st, 2014, 11:11 PM
Dr. Pepper should have stayed a Doctor

One Direction is amazayn!

April 1st, 2014, 11:13 PM
They are a rip off of Backstreet Boys

Kesha is the bomb diggity!

Gamma Male
April 1st, 2014, 11:25 PM
I don't know who Kesha is, therefore he/she doesn't matter .

Craig Ferguson is the only really funny late night talk show host.

April 1st, 2014, 11:50 PM
He's really David Letterman after a wardrobe change

NASCAR is the best sport out there.

April 1st, 2014, 11:55 PM
people die from car crashes so we should ban all cars in the world

getting no sleep gives you more time to work

April 2nd, 2014, 12:00 AM
Sleeping is also a task in life; not sleeping implies that you are doing less work.

Usain Bolt is as fast as lightning.

April 2nd, 2014, 12:01 AM
But with no sleep means no dreams! No dreams mean no inventions!

I think people should use the search instead of asking 50 times a day if their penis is big enough.

April 2nd, 2014, 12:13 AM
tru dat

we should eat once a week and be good till next week

April 2nd, 2014, 12:16 AM
We eat food because it's fun, not so that we have energy.

Sleeping gives you energy instead.

April 2nd, 2014, 12:39 AM
Sleeping causes job loss.

I think that animal testing is wrong

(Lets see who disagrees with that)

April 2nd, 2014, 12:42 AM
instead of testing on them we could eat them

there should be a national lick the ground day (jk)

April 2nd, 2014, 12:50 AM
Bullet is better than burning with acid.

That discriminates against people with no tongues!

I think there should be an annual Purge.