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September 24th, 2017, 04:31 PM
What do you do when you have morning wood?

September 24th, 2017, 04:42 PM
it depends: sometimes I'll stroke one out, sometimes I'll get up and try to let it go down a bit so I can pee without making a mess LOL

September 24th, 2017, 05:52 PM
Most of the time I just pee and move on sometimes I will jerk off

September 24th, 2017, 06:13 PM
Most times i pee and sometimes jerk off.

September 24th, 2017, 06:15 PM
During school days, I get up and go in the bathroom, brush my teeth and then pee. By then its usually gone. On weekends, I either have sex or jerk off.

September 24th, 2017, 06:26 PM
Depends on how much time I have--jack off or ignore it.

September 24th, 2017, 07:53 PM
It usually means I need to pee so I go pee.

September 24th, 2017, 09:11 PM
I just let it go down by itself

September 25th, 2017, 12:30 AM
Either pee or jerk off

September 25th, 2017, 01:09 AM
I would pee then masturbate, sometimes masturbate then pee.

September 25th, 2017, 01:25 AM
Typically masturbate, pee, shower and go about my morning. I mean how long does it REALLY take to nut. If you really have to think about it then your already late for school.

September 25th, 2017, 01:50 AM
I go into the tool box and crab a few nails and a hammer and I start building something.

I'm sorry, I just have a really weird sense of humor! I j/o if I have time. If not I let it go down well i get out of bed.

September 29th, 2017, 10:13 AM
I rarely have one as I usually pee before sleeping.
If I do get one, I just carry on with my morning, It's just a natural annoyance.

September 30th, 2017, 01:38 AM
Usually just jerk off.

September 30th, 2017, 07:49 AM
Morning wood, for me is an erection with zero arousal going on or desire to wank. And, my erections point almost straight up so it even makes going to the bathroom difficult. I have to kinda stretch my body over the toilet in order to push it down far enough to aim it into the bowl and pee. So, don't tell my mom, but usually I just piss in the shower. Then, my morning wood seems to quickly go away on its own. I rarely ever wank my morning wood.

September 30th, 2017, 08:17 AM
i dont do anything just hide it when i get out of bed if its a sleepover or sharing on holiday

October 3rd, 2017, 11:37 AM
When I have morning wood sometimes I will have a wank and other times I just leave it and it goes down by itself. It depends how much time I have :)

October 3rd, 2017, 02:37 PM
What do you do when you have morning wood?

What do I do? ... enjoy it

October 3rd, 2017, 02:52 PM
If I jut ignore it it will go down in 5 minutes

October 3rd, 2017, 04:34 PM
Most of the time I just ignore it, but sometimes I wank it away

Sevro au Barca
October 3rd, 2017, 05:29 PM
I'm definitively not a morning person, so on school days I'm usually too sleepy to even get morning wood. On the weekends, depending on my mood I'll usually either wait for it to go down, or, if I don't have anything else to do, have some nice leisurely "me time" before getting out of bed.

October 3rd, 2017, 05:42 PM
Usually if its really hard and i have time ill just jerk off but if I donít i just wait for it to go away lol

October 4th, 2017, 10:11 PM
I usually jerk off

October 5th, 2017, 05:23 AM
95 % of the time I will beat off first thing to get rid of my morning boner ..Then I can concentrate better on getting ready for school .

October 5th, 2017, 04:09 PM
Usually for me, morning wood happens to me when I have to pee really bad, so I just pee

October 6th, 2017, 12:16 PM
i jerk off

October 6th, 2017, 04:36 PM
If I have morning wood ill stroke it, then cum in the bathroom and pee to clean up the mess.

October 9th, 2017, 06:24 AM
I wank it away

Well said!

October 9th, 2017, 08:57 AM
Yeah, if I have time I jerk off. Otherwise ignore it. But it's pretty much a daily occurrence.

October 9th, 2017, 09:26 PM
I always pee when i have a morning wood because i jerk off before I go to bed hahaha

October 10th, 2017, 04:51 AM
I just wait for it to go down then get out of bed. XD doesnt take too long

October 14th, 2017, 04:43 AM
What do you do when you have morning wood?

To be honest most of the time I have sex because I am privileged to do so other times I jack off. But every morning it's some form of release I am way to hard and horny in the mornings to not bust a nut

October 14th, 2017, 05:51 AM
During school days, I get up and go in the bathroom, brush my teeth and then pee. By then its usually gone. On weekends, I either have sex or jerk off.

Did you ever have sex? Cool haha

October 16th, 2017, 11:41 AM
I mostly ignore it, but if I have the time there's nothing like a good wank :)

Zachary G
October 16th, 2017, 01:27 PM
depends on my schedule, if im not in a hurry and i feel like it, ill jerk off; if im in a hurry, ill just let it go down by itself; then sometimes i wont do either and just have to pee.

October 16th, 2017, 03:32 PM
I wait till go down for go to pee most time is not enough time to masturbate in the morning

October 17th, 2017, 04:52 PM
Typically, I try to wank by shaking myself. It never works, but it just feels good. Then I try to pee without making the stream split.

October 17th, 2017, 06:15 PM
i usually just ignore it but sometimes i have time in the morning to play with it

October 17th, 2017, 07:34 PM
I usually just wank it. And usually I as well go pee, it helps get rid of an erection.

Sometimes I wank by trying to shake while in bed. It never works, but still feels good.

October 19th, 2017, 10:55 PM
95% of the time I jerk off

October 20th, 2017, 05:22 PM
It depends on what time I wake up or what day it is. If I woke up early or there isn't school that day, I'll usually masturbate, but if I woke up at my alarm to an erection I'll just let it be. Most of the time boners don't influence how I pee, so I don't usually have to worry.

October 22nd, 2017, 07:05 AM
Hide it

October 22nd, 2017, 01:01 PM
finish it off if u get my drift

October 23rd, 2017, 02:55 PM
Usually, 9 out of 10 time I will jerk off. Sometimes when it isn't possible I will stay in bed until it goes down.

October 24th, 2017, 07:41 AM
i normally just ignore it

October 24th, 2017, 09:39 AM
It's more hard for me but I'm used to it.

October 28th, 2017, 02:39 PM
Most days because of school I just pee and get rid of it, but when I don't have to be anywhere I always enjoy stroking one.

October 28th, 2017, 02:49 PM
For me morning wood usually goes out after i pee

October 28th, 2017, 02:50 PM
On the weekends, i would stroke it a bit. On school days, i would obivously get up and ignore it

October 28th, 2017, 04:49 PM
Mostly going to pee.

October 28th, 2017, 11:02 PM
If its a weekend, I usually just jack it off in my room, or i go pee, that usually helps.

During the week I usually just jack it off before I Shower. Sometimes I do it in the shower to save time.

Otherwise it just goes away on its own

October 29th, 2017, 03:44 PM
Usually wank it off or else iíll jusr ignore it

October 30th, 2017, 04:21 PM
What do you do when you have morning wood?

I just pee normally on a school morning because I wonít have time to bust out my penis and have a wank beforehand breakfast but on the weekends I normally just have a wank

October 30th, 2017, 04:28 PM
Most of the time I ignore it simply because I don't have the time in the morning :P

Michael I
October 31st, 2017, 06:47 AM
I ignore it. It usually goes down after I take a piss.

October 31st, 2017, 08:03 AM
Just Jerk off, i usually do it quick in the morning so no problem

October 31st, 2017, 10:21 AM
Try thinking of things that scare you. Or if you're at home, have a COLD shower.

October 31st, 2017, 07:05 PM
Dont really get morning wood too often, but if i do, I just ignore it and jerk off later in the day

October 31st, 2017, 08:49 PM
I mainly just ignore it, especially on weekdays but weekends I might just consider jerking off lmao

November 4th, 2017, 07:02 AM
try to hide it.sometimes its realy hard when the underwear is not tight enough

November 4th, 2017, 07:36 AM
Not every morning but very frequent, its not a full boner maybe semi I just pee and it goes away I never jerk it

November 6th, 2017, 10:54 AM
Just leave it get in the shower goes away after a while

November 6th, 2017, 12:16 PM
Either wank or sit to pee lol. Hate it spraying everywhere haha.

December 14th, 2017, 01:40 AM
I wake up every morning with my boxers looking like a circus tent from my morning wood. I usually just lay in bed and try to wait for my boner to go down on its own or I’ll go to the bathroom and take a piss. Sometimes I’ll just jack off though depending on how I feel or if I don’t have a lot of time.

December 14th, 2017, 10:28 PM
I usually just have to pee to make it go away because it's usually just a semi.

December 14th, 2017, 10:48 PM
I agree with the guy above me

December 15th, 2017, 12:31 AM
I sometimes I wank other times I leave it

December 16th, 2017, 12:13 AM
if you take a pee it would help.

December 16th, 2017, 12:23 AM
if you take a pee it would help.

Not always easy when your half asleep with a hard dick. Tends to affect your aim into the toilet.

December 16th, 2017, 09:24 AM
usually I will wait in bed until it goes away

December 16th, 2017, 05:30 PM
If I have time, I'll probably jack off, if I don't, Ill either do nothing or pee.

December 17th, 2017, 09:29 AM
I usually wait for it to get at least partway soft so I can pee.

December 17th, 2017, 11:24 AM
Now at my age usually get up, go pee, go to the shower and see what happens....when I was younger I think I just took hold and jerked it for as long as it took...and believe me at 13 it didn't take long...

The captain
December 17th, 2017, 01:03 PM
nothing...try to hide if friend's sleepover lol

December 18th, 2017, 12:00 PM
I get it all the time! I either leave it, or jerk off to release the cum.

December 19th, 2017, 06:08 PM
Either wait for it to go or bet hour dick out and jerk off . I prefer the second option myself :D

December 21st, 2017, 07:12 AM
Just get up and eat breakfast if its a week day or jerk off during the weekend.

December 21st, 2017, 02:31 PM
I donít really think much of it. Just continue my normal morning routine.

December 22nd, 2017, 01:29 AM
pee all over the place lol

December 22nd, 2017, 05:27 AM
Come on. Jerk off...

December 22nd, 2017, 05:29 AM
For heavens sake donít have a piss, have a wank or just wait for it to go away

December 31st, 2017, 06:28 PM
Actually I usually don't get morning wood anymore. I always set my alarm to the last possible second to wake up for school so I know when it goes off I need to jump out of bed right away and get ready quickly which over time has prevented them in a way.

December 31st, 2017, 06:38 PM
Getting very often now

December 31st, 2017, 06:52 PM
I usually pee then jerk off

December 31st, 2017, 07:00 PM
Whenever I get a Morning Wood, I just go to pee, and it's gone.

December 31st, 2017, 09:28 PM
I have a pee, or if i'm in the mood i will wank

December 31st, 2017, 09:31 PM
During school days I get dressed and go about my morning, but on the weekends, depending on if I think I can get away with it, I'll masturbate. It helps when your older sibling is out of the house. If you have a younger sibling it really helps if you are out of the house or if they are not at home.

December 31st, 2017, 10:43 PM
During school days I get dressed and go about my morning, but on the weekends, depending on if I think I can get away with it, I'll masturbate. It helps when your older sibling is out of the house. If you have a younger sibling it really helps if you are out of the house or if they are not at home.

I do the same.

January 1st, 2018, 10:25 AM
Masturbate lol

January 4th, 2018, 10:41 AM
I just let it go away.

January 4th, 2018, 11:58 AM
I wake up and beat the crap out of it ;)

January 4th, 2018, 02:21 PM
I do the same.

Me too.

January 4th, 2018, 07:00 PM
On school days, I'll try to masturbate quickly, and if I don't... finish in time, I'll pee, eat and get ready and hope that it'll die down.

On weekends, or non-school weekdays, I'll masturbate or if I'm in bed with someone I might have sex.

January 5th, 2018, 05:48 PM
I usually just rub one out really fast then get up and clean up and use the bathroom etc

January 5th, 2018, 07:17 PM
I just leave it be, and it will go away, i've never had the urge to jackoff

January 5th, 2018, 11:00 PM
Just let it be, wait till Iím not hard anymore

January 6th, 2018, 08:20 AM
90 % of the time I will beat off to cure my morning boner even after I have to pee.. Then I can focus on getting ready for school

January 6th, 2018, 08:58 AM
I usually just pee but there have been times when I jerked off

January 6th, 2018, 05:08 PM
I masturbate after waking up so morning wood is not a problem for me.

January 6th, 2018, 05:21 PM
On school days, I just get up and take a shower. It normally goes away within a few minutes (if not, I j/o). On other days, I do whatever I feel like :clover:

January 6th, 2018, 05:22 PM
Masturbate LMAO

January 6th, 2018, 06:20 PM
Get up, pee, get ready for school. On weekends its another story

January 18th, 2018, 06:20 PM
Dont really do anything would love to jerk off in the mornin to get rid of it but I hace to fet up early so usually I just let it go

January 18th, 2018, 08:13 PM
I usually have to rub one out to get rid of it.

January 19th, 2018, 11:53 AM
I usually have to rub one out to get rid of it.

Yeah Iím the same if my boner wonít go down on its own.

January 19th, 2018, 04:43 PM
Saturday and Sunday I jack off when I wake up with the usual boner. On school mornings that first pee usually does the trick although not easy as you know to pee with a boner.

January 20th, 2018, 03:40 PM
let it get soft

January 22nd, 2018, 08:19 PM
i jerk it out usually. makes it go away just fine.

January 31st, 2018, 03:53 AM

January 31st, 2018, 09:04 AM
i jerk it out real quick, then carry on with my day.

February 8th, 2018, 11:57 AM
sometimes i wank, other times i leve it be and it goes down later

February 8th, 2018, 12:01 PM
i just go pee

February 8th, 2018, 11:27 PM
I just stay in bed for a while and it eventually goes away. Sometimes I masturbate, or other I just ignore it and hide it

February 9th, 2018, 06:05 AM
I normally just ignor it... it ends up going down in a few minutes

February 10th, 2018, 05:16 PM
I just wait for it to go down on its own. Sometimes Iíll just jack off instead.

February 10th, 2018, 06:37 PM
I usually just jack it off

February 10th, 2018, 08:41 PM
ignore it

February 10th, 2018, 08:47 PM
ignore it

That can be difficult sometimes.

February 25th, 2018, 01:16 AM
sometimes I just go on instagram and try to forget about it. I also pee and that works. If i am horny I will jerk off to get my day going right ;)

February 25th, 2018, 04:19 AM
sometimes I masturbate, and sometimes I just wait until it goes away

February 25th, 2018, 11:39 AM
It usually means I need to pee so I go pee.


February 26th, 2018, 12:15 PM
JO at weekends if school then i pee or wait

March 10th, 2018, 08:45 AM
pretty much all the time

March 10th, 2018, 09:04 AM
I always have to play with it first then I go pee and get ready for school

April 3rd, 2018, 09:11 AM
Sometimes I wank it and spunk and sometimes I just piss

April 16th, 2018, 05:32 PM
I have to pee right away. Then I go into the shower and masturbate still with most of my morning wood. I have just jacked off in bed before I go take a pee but not on school days.

April 16th, 2018, 06:39 PM
usually i just go pee and take my shower. don't have a lot of time before school and share a room with my little brother

April 22nd, 2018, 09:20 PM
I usually wank but sometimes I just take a shower and itíll go away

April 24th, 2018, 04:15 PM
Jerk off lol

April 27th, 2018, 11:26 PM
Usually I have to get up and get dressed for school, and it goes away. If I don't have to get up I jerk off and it goes away after.

April 28th, 2018, 05:15 AM
Jerk off if i can to release the cum

April 28th, 2018, 08:35 AM
let it go away or jerk off

May 15th, 2018, 06:04 PM
Normally, I jerk off but sometimes I just let it go down on its own

May 16th, 2018, 08:17 PM
During school days, I get up and go in the bathroom, brush my teeth and then pee. By then its usually gone. On weekends, I either have sex or jerk off.

sex is a good way to get rid of it

if i have work then i get up and get dressed, if its day off then i ll have a long jerk

May 18th, 2018, 07:54 AM
Either jerk off or just wait it out.

May 18th, 2018, 08:22 AM
I just need to pee, I cant jack off, I have jacked off a morning wood like just 1-2 times in more then 5 years of regular masturbation

May 18th, 2018, 08:48 AM
You gotta jerk it out, man ;)

May 18th, 2018, 10:45 AM
Usually nothing, I’m still too tired to do anything with it

May 20th, 2018, 04:26 AM
Jerk it off, then shower

May 20th, 2018, 05:11 PM
Typically jerk off if I have time

May 20th, 2018, 05:46 PM
Depends. Jerk off or wait till it goes down or go to the bathroom and TRY to pee even with the wood.

May 21st, 2018, 01:00 AM
I usually just leave it and pee lol

May 21st, 2018, 05:23 PM
I have a shower and ignore it. Sometimes I mastrbate though if I have time

May 21st, 2018, 05:57 PM
it usally goes down after i pee

May 30th, 2018, 10:36 AM
i just piss and if it doesnt go away i will wank

May 30th, 2018, 01:25 PM
i rarely jerk a morning hard. just let it go down, pee and forget it

May 30th, 2018, 01:57 PM
I do the same as London

May 30th, 2018, 04:10 PM
What do you do when you have morning wood?

usually ignore it or masturbate if i got time

May 30th, 2018, 07:24 PM
Like a lot of guys have said already, either pee or rub one out

May 30th, 2018, 07:51 PM
I don't really wake up with one, I just get sexual thoughts in the morning that provoke one. Who else is like this?

May 30th, 2018, 09:23 PM
I always have morning wood but I usually masturbate in the afternoon.

May 30th, 2018, 11:54 PM
Sometimes I jerk off and then it goes away. Sometimes I scroll through instagram until it goes away or i will pee and even though it hurts, ill do it to get rid of it.

May 31st, 2018, 04:53 AM
I donít really have it anymore but I just go pee and it goes down

Happy squirrel
June 18th, 2018, 05:05 PM
I don't do anything

June 20th, 2018, 02:32 AM
Usually Iíll wait for the tent in my boxers to go down, or Iíll just go from my bedroom to the bathroom across the landing with my boxers tented out still and take a piss (after Iíve made sure my mom or dad arenít around, my brother doesnít care. Weíve both seen each other with morning wood). It can be kind of difficult to piss with a boner though, especially while half asleep. Sometimes Iíll just jack off if my dick wonít go down and is really throbbing rock hard though.

June 20th, 2018, 09:08 AM
Most of the time ill just let it be. Sometimes i jerk it.

June 20th, 2018, 10:28 PM
it depends: sometimes I'll stroke one out, sometimes I'll get up and try to let it go down a bit so I can pee without making a mess LOL

I do the same thing

June 20th, 2018, 10:30 PM
I do the same thing

It's funny how much people do that.

I don't even notice my morning wood most of the time

June 21st, 2018, 04:07 AM
I usually just let it go down on it's own. I really only ever jerk it if I've gone through most of my morning routine without it going down.

June 22nd, 2018, 02:45 PM
depends weekends I will finish it off

June 23rd, 2018, 11:57 PM
Jerk off if I donít piss

June 24th, 2018, 12:13 AM
when i wake up with an erection i have to masturbate to relieve it or else i'll go to school with morning wood and i'll be super horny all day

hairy balls
June 24th, 2018, 12:33 AM
I will have a wank and other times I just leave it and it goes down by itself

June 30th, 2018, 07:31 PM
Usually Iíll jusr ignore it because Iím too tired to wank but if I feel properly awake and I know my parents and sister wonít come in the room Iíll jerk it sometimes

July 5th, 2018, 06:31 AM
What do you do when you have morning wood?

Jerk off until I cum, if possible. If I'm running late I'll dive into the shower still hard and it will go down as I wash. :D

July 5th, 2018, 07:38 AM
Wait it out! Not much else I can do. If it's a week end I might jerk off

July 10th, 2018, 08:52 PM
What do you do when you have morning wood?

Jerk it off most often 😂

July 10th, 2018, 09:01 PM
I go pee and it's gone

July 11th, 2018, 12:04 PM
Mostly I just ignore it, I have jerked it off sometimes though.

July 11th, 2018, 12:36 PM
Yep, I get it all the time. It's almost like my alarm clock.

July 12th, 2018, 09:59 AM
I mainly get them when I hadn't jerked the night before. I guess it's just my body's way of telling me my hormones are building up

July 16th, 2018, 02:22 AM
Just ignore it

July 16th, 2018, 03:32 PM
Usually Iíll just leave by but occasionally Iíll jerk off with it

July 16th, 2018, 08:28 PM
I usally just jerk it off