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September 24th, 2017, 04:31 PM
What do you do when you have morning wood?

September 24th, 2017, 04:42 PM
it depends: sometimes I'll stroke one out, sometimes I'll get up and try to let it go down a bit so I can pee without making a mess LOL

September 24th, 2017, 05:52 PM
Most of the time I just pee and move on sometimes I will jerk off

September 24th, 2017, 06:13 PM
Most times i pee and sometimes jerk off.

September 24th, 2017, 06:15 PM
During school days, I get up and go in the bathroom, brush my teeth and then pee. By then its usually gone. On weekends, I either have sex or jerk off.

September 24th, 2017, 06:26 PM
Depends on how much time I have--jack off or ignore it.

September 24th, 2017, 07:53 PM
It usually means I need to pee so I go pee.

September 24th, 2017, 09:11 PM
I just let it go down by itself

September 25th, 2017, 12:30 AM
Either pee or jerk off

September 25th, 2017, 01:09 AM
I would pee then masturbate, sometimes masturbate then pee.

September 25th, 2017, 01:25 AM
Typically masturbate, pee, shower and go about my morning. I mean how long does it REALLY take to nut. If you really have to think about it then your already late for school.

September 25th, 2017, 01:50 AM
I go into the tool box and crab a few nails and a hammer and I start building something.

I'm sorry, I just have a really weird sense of humor! I j/o if I have time. If not I let it go down well i get out of bed.

September 29th, 2017, 10:13 AM
I rarely have one as I usually pee before sleeping.
If I do get one, I just carry on with my morning, It's just a natural annoyance.

September 30th, 2017, 01:38 AM
Usually just jerk off.

September 30th, 2017, 07:49 AM
Morning wood, for me is an erection with zero arousal going on or desire to wank. And, my erections point almost straight up so it even makes going to the bathroom difficult. I have to kinda stretch my body over the toilet in order to push it down far enough to aim it into the bowl and pee. So, don't tell my mom, but usually I just piss in the shower. Then, my morning wood seems to quickly go away on its own. I rarely ever wank my morning wood.

September 30th, 2017, 08:17 AM
i dont do anything just hide it when i get out of bed if its a sleepover or sharing on holiday

October 3rd, 2017, 11:37 AM
When I have morning wood sometimes I will have a wank and other times I just leave it and it goes down by itself. It depends how much time I have :)

October 3rd, 2017, 02:37 PM
What do you do when you have morning wood?

What do I do? ... enjoy it

October 3rd, 2017, 02:52 PM
If I jut ignore it it will go down in 5 minutes

October 3rd, 2017, 04:34 PM
Most of the time I just ignore it, but sometimes I wank it away

Sevro au Barca
October 3rd, 2017, 05:29 PM
I'm definitively not a morning person, so on school days I'm usually too sleepy to even get morning wood. On the weekends, depending on my mood I'll usually either wait for it to go down, or, if I don't have anything else to do, have some nice leisurely "me time" before getting out of bed.

October 3rd, 2017, 05:42 PM
Usually if its really hard and i have time ill just jerk off but if I donít i just wait for it to go away lol

October 4th, 2017, 10:11 PM
I usually jerk off

October 5th, 2017, 05:23 AM
95 % of the time I will beat off first thing to get rid of my morning boner ..Then I can concentrate better on getting ready for school .

October 5th, 2017, 04:09 PM
Usually for me, morning wood happens to me when I have to pee really bad, so I just pee

October 6th, 2017, 12:16 PM
i jerk off

October 6th, 2017, 04:36 PM
If I have morning wood ill stroke it, then cum in the bathroom and pee to clean up the mess.

October 9th, 2017, 06:24 AM
I wank it away

Well said!

October 9th, 2017, 08:57 AM
Yeah, if I have time I jerk off. Otherwise ignore it. But it's pretty much a daily occurrence.

October 9th, 2017, 02:27 PM
I have them just about every time I wake up. I usually just use the restroom and it goes away. Sometimes I have to jerk off before it will go away.

October 9th, 2017, 09:26 PM
I always pee when i have a morning wood because i jerk off before I go to bed hahaha

October 10th, 2017, 04:51 AM
I just wait for it to go down then get out of bed. XD doesnt take too long

October 14th, 2017, 04:43 AM
What do you do when you have morning wood?

To be honest most of the time I have sex because I am privileged to do so other times I jack off. But every morning it's some form of release I am way to hard and horny in the mornings to not bust a nut

October 14th, 2017, 05:51 AM
During school days, I get up and go in the bathroom, brush my teeth and then pee. By then its usually gone. On weekends, I either have sex or jerk off.

Did you ever have sex? Cool haha

October 16th, 2017, 11:41 AM
I mostly ignore it, but if I have the time there's nothing like a good wank :)

October 16th, 2017, 01:27 PM
depends on my schedule, if im not in a hurry and i feel like it, ill jerk off; if im in a hurry, ill just let it go down by itself; then sometimes i wont do either and just have to pee.

October 16th, 2017, 03:32 PM
I wait till go down for go to pee most time is not enough time to masturbate in the morning

October 17th, 2017, 04:52 PM
Typically, I try to wank by shaking myself. It never works, but it just feels good. Then I try to pee without making the stream split.

October 17th, 2017, 06:15 PM
i usually just ignore it but sometimes i have time in the morning to play with it

October 17th, 2017, 07:34 PM
I usually just wank it. And usually I as well go pee, it helps get rid of an erection.

Sometimes I wank by trying to shake while in bed. It never works, but still feels good.

October 19th, 2017, 10:55 PM
95% of the time I jerk off

October 20th, 2017, 05:22 PM
It depends on what time I wake up or what day it is. If I woke up early or there isn't school that day, I'll usually masturbate, but if I woke up at my alarm to an erection I'll just let it be. Most of the time boners don't influence how I pee, so I don't usually have to worry.

October 22nd, 2017, 07:05 AM
Hide it

October 22nd, 2017, 01:01 PM
finish it off if u get my drift

October 23rd, 2017, 02:55 PM
Usually, 9 out of 10 time I will jerk off. Sometimes when it isn't possible I will stay in bed until it goes down.

October 24th, 2017, 07:41 AM
i normally just ignore it

October 24th, 2017, 09:39 AM
It's more hard for me but I'm used to it.

October 28th, 2017, 02:39 PM
Most days because of school I just pee and get rid of it, but when I don't have to be anywhere I always enjoy stroking one.

October 28th, 2017, 02:49 PM
For me morning wood usually goes out after i pee

October 28th, 2017, 02:50 PM
On the weekends, i would stroke it a bit. On school days, i would obivously get up and ignore it

October 28th, 2017, 04:49 PM
Mostly going to pee.

October 28th, 2017, 11:02 PM
If its a weekend, I usually just jack it off in my room, or i go pee, that usually helps.

During the week I usually just jack it off before I Shower. Sometimes I do it in the shower to save time.

Otherwise it just goes away on its own

October 29th, 2017, 03:44 PM
Usually wank it off or else iíll jusr ignore it

October 30th, 2017, 04:21 PM
What do you do when you have morning wood?

I just pee normally on a school morning because I wonít have time to bust out my penis and have a wank beforehand breakfast but on the weekends I normally just have a wank

October 30th, 2017, 04:28 PM
Most of the time I ignore it simply because I don't have the time in the morning :P

Michael I
October 31st, 2017, 06:47 AM
I ignore it. It usually goes down after I take a piss.

October 31st, 2017, 08:03 AM
Just Jerk off, i usually do it quick in the morning so no problem

October 31st, 2017, 10:21 AM
Try thinking of things that scare you. Or if you're at home, have a COLD shower.

October 31st, 2017, 07:05 PM
Dont really get morning wood too often, but if i do, I just ignore it and jerk off later in the day

October 31st, 2017, 08:49 PM
I mainly just ignore it, especially on weekdays but weekends I might just consider jerking off lmao

November 4th, 2017, 07:02 AM
try to hide it.sometimes its realy hard when the underwear is not tight enough

November 4th, 2017, 07:36 AM
Not every morning but very frequent, its not a full boner maybe semi I just pee and it goes away I never jerk it

November 6th, 2017, 10:54 AM
Just leave it get in the shower goes away after a while

November 6th, 2017, 12:16 PM
Either wank or sit to pee lol. Hate it spraying everywhere haha.