View Full Version : 'Mad Pooper' Terrorizes Colorado Town

September 19th, 2017, 08:36 PM
http://m.newser.com/story/248878/mad-pooper-terrorizes-colorado-springs.html (http://www.virtualteen.org//http://m.newser.com/story/248878/mad-pooper-terrorizes-colorado-springs.html)

This probably isn't the top priority for law enforcement, but it's got to be at least number two. CBS Denver reports a female jogger has been terrorizing a Colorado Springs neighborhood with random acts of pooping for nearly two months. "'Are you really taking a poop right here in front of my kids?'" Cathy Budde says she asked the woman. "She’s like, ‘Yeah, sorry.'” Budde says she and her family have caught the woman in the act three times and have dubbed her the "Mad Pooper." (This is a reference to Bob's Burgers, and it's highly suggested you listen to this while reading the rest of this story.) KMGH reports the mystery jogger has pooped in multiple yards, and KKTV states she's also been seen pooping in an area Walgreens. Witnesses say she brings her own toilet paper.
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Budde says she put up a sign asking the woman to please stop pooping in public. "She ran by it like 15 times yesterday, and she still pooped," says Budde, who believes the woman is doing it on purpose since there are public restrooms nearby. Now the police are getting involved, asking for help identifying the Mad Pooper, who could be charged with indecent exposure and public defecation. "It's abnormal," Sgt. Johnathan Sharketti tells CBS. "For someone to repeatedly do such a thing … it’s uncharted territory for me.”

Ignore Islamic terror or climate change, this is truly the threat of our time! We must remain vigilant against this threat! If you must leave your home, then be sure to wear rubber boots and have a roll of 2-ply toilet on you at all times, lest you tread upon her handiwork. You may feel safe, but you are never safe from the Mad Pooper!

September 19th, 2017, 08:57 PM
Haha what did I just read :lol:

Sword of the morning
September 19th, 2017, 08:59 PM
This is the true villian that ruining america. Taking a sh** on property laws. I like this compared to the news I've been reading.

Just JT
September 20th, 2017, 12:33 AM
That's a really shitty thing to do to people. At least bring a shovel and burry it no?

September 20th, 2017, 07:07 AM
That's the whole poop and nothing but the poop so help me god.