View Full Version : There is't a user friendly word for penis.

July 14th, 2017, 09:12 AM
Have you ever noticed that there are good slang names for most sex words? If I am talking to my friends I don't say erection I say hard on. If I'm talking about masturbating I say jerking off. If I am talking about semen then I say dick wad.

I haven't found a good name for penis. If I am talking about a penis in a conversation and I use the word penis then it sounds too clinical. If I call it a Willy then I sound like I'm trying to sound British. Dick is the best word I've found, but it doesn't sound right either.

What would you call it if you were talking to a friend?

July 14th, 2017, 09:48 AM
Thomas the Tank Engine.

July 14th, 2017, 09:52 AM
Thomas the tack engine. Seriously?

July 14th, 2017, 10:05 AM
I've never heard of "dick wad" and never want to hear it again lol

July 14th, 2017, 10:06 AM

July 14th, 2017, 10:29 AM
Thomas the Tank Engine.

Thomas the Tank Engine.

ffs dude i wanna like this soo bad

July 14th, 2017, 10:33 AM
Thomas the Tank Engine.

haha XD


see I was thinking Johnson too

July 14th, 2017, 10:35 AM
see I was thinking Johnson too

Yey! :D

Oh, and here's a list: https://namingschemes.com/Penis_Synonyms

July 14th, 2017, 10:41 AM
The Dolphin

Living For Love
July 14th, 2017, 10:58 AM
This is not puberty related. :locked: