View Full Version : Does your parents know?

September 15th, 2012, 11:58 AM
Does your parents know you masturbate??

September 15th, 2012, 12:10 PM
probably Not and I'm glad cus then life would problably be very awkward it would be even more awkward of they caught me jerking

September 15th, 2012, 12:14 PM
I haven't told them, thats not to say they don't have suspicions!

September 15th, 2012, 12:14 PM
Of course, I'm a teenage boy.

West Coast Sheriff
September 15th, 2012, 12:18 PM
My mom doesn't but my father does, I mean I never told him but I'm sure he does, he probably did the same thingas a teenager so he knows what I'm doing,

September 15th, 2012, 12:21 PM
999 out of 1000 guys do it so I'm sure my parents know.

September 15th, 2012, 01:00 PM
Pretty much every guy doesn't it unless they are weird, or unable to do it. So parents know, and they know because they used to do it when they were our age too. People have been doing it for a very long time.

September 15th, 2012, 02:43 PM
my mom knows.

September 15th, 2012, 02:56 PM
yea most people have cought me mum dad brothers and most of my mates lol

September 15th, 2012, 03:32 PM
Don't kid yourself, both your parents know that you jack off. Just because they don't say anything doesn't mean that they are oblivious to the fact that you are a teen going through puberty. They are probably just trying to give you some space which we all should be grateful for.

Perfectly Flawed
September 15th, 2012, 03:40 PM
Of course they do.

September 15th, 2012, 03:46 PM
Well I wouldn't say they know, but I would say that my dad does believe that I do.

September 15th, 2012, 03:56 PM
Don't know, but I don't really care even if they did know.

September 15th, 2012, 04:01 PM
Yeah, parents have hinted at it with comments such as "i came up to say hello, but the door was shut bad so i thought you must be doing something interesting" and when my mom cleans my room (which i tell her not to do!) she found my 'brothers old' stash of porn magz, not to mention the rolls of toiletpaper under my pillow.(Un-used of course, just kinda...forgotten about on a long night)

Abyssal Echo
September 15th, 2012, 05:09 PM
she caught me in the act soo umm yeah I'd say she knows lol !

September 15th, 2012, 05:18 PM
I bet they know. Cause some how they never come in my room when im doing it. And when im done its not even 30 seconds my mom or dad will come and out laundry away or something like that.

September 15th, 2012, 05:23 PM
Yup, mine know. But they're pretty cool about it. They just don't know how often I do it.

September 15th, 2012, 05:23 PM
I'm pretty sure they assume but I've never told them or gotten caught

The Mockingjay
September 15th, 2012, 05:40 PM
I've had some near misses where I was nearly caught, but they problem assume I masturbate anyway. I mean, I'm a teenage boy - DUH.

September 15th, 2012, 06:20 PM
well considering that I've never had a wet dream in my life, they have probably worked out the other way I use to "relieve the pressure"! ;)

September 15th, 2012, 06:35 PM

September 15th, 2012, 07:40 PM
I don't think so... Hopefully not

September 15th, 2012, 09:26 PM
I was caught by my parents so now I know they know. Best thing that ever happened. They told me that it is a normal thing for a teenage boy to do. Now I don't have to worry about being caught. They also said it is ok to sleep nude so I can also do that without fear.

September 15th, 2012, 09:58 PM
we're teens, they probably know we do.. even if you dont tell them

September 15th, 2012, 11:25 PM
If they're smart, which they are, they know.

September 16th, 2012, 04:06 AM
yeah they're not idiots

September 16th, 2012, 04:43 AM
Im pretty sure they know, cause everyone masturbates, but ive never been caught.

September 16th, 2012, 07:58 AM
Dude....of course they know,and I'm not talking just about mine,I'm talking about everyone's parents(mainly fathers).
They were once teenagers too,they don't have to see/hear/caught you masturbating to know that you do that.
You are a teenager,that's what is expected form you!

September 16th, 2012, 08:49 AM
I Know mum definitely does, Lets say she caught me in the act ;) and I avoided her for the rest of the day

September 16th, 2012, 08:49 AM
Yep.. one time i got woken up for school and i had my right hand in my pants haha. dont even know why i had my hands in there.

September 16th, 2012, 09:42 AM
Im pretty sure they know, cause everyone masturbates, but ive never been caught.


Well anyways, I think my Dad MIGHT know but he thinks I hardly know anything about puberty and I'm 14 I learned the growing up in School with those videos! Duh. Except haven't you noticed some puberty videos don't explain masturbation? I had to learn that on my own. And now I know pretty much everything about sexual things :) (Except I don't know every STD in the world so thank goodness I didn't have sex yet lol)

September 16th, 2012, 10:09 AM
They probably do but I've never been caught.

September 16th, 2012, 12:59 PM
Got caught so yeah, they know.

September 16th, 2012, 01:22 PM
My mom does my laundry; so she knows :)

We've never talked about it; and I keep it private of course...but of course they know.


September 16th, 2012, 01:50 PM
Not that I know of..

September 17th, 2012, 12:52 AM
I have never told my parents that I masturbate, but I know for a fact that they know I jerk off. I don't care what anybody says, every parent knows that their teenage boy jerks off. It's what guys do and they know it. You can be as quiet and sneaky about it as you want, but your parents still know. I think some moms can be a little in denial about it, but EVERY dad knows that their son jerks off. Your dad did as a teenager and he knows you do it too.

September 17th, 2012, 03:51 AM
They probably know because everyone masturbate. Ive been caught watching porn by my dad and he dindt say anything, so i just said that its pops out from nowhere lol

September 17th, 2012, 08:40 AM
yea i think they do, at least my dad cause he's caught me but didn't say anything

September 17th, 2012, 08:43 AM
brb I go ask.

September 17th, 2012, 09:47 AM
brb I go ask.

LOL, did you really ask?

September 17th, 2012, 10:05 AM
LOL, did you really ask?

no I was just kidding, but I feel they know that I do, my mum busted me once and my dad doesn't anymore knock to my door if its closed or ask anything until I open it.

The Madman
September 17th, 2012, 10:57 AM
I haven't announced it to them but they probably know.

September 17th, 2012, 07:43 PM
they probbaly know but havent told them

October 14th, 2012, 05:05 AM
Your parents were not borne yesterday they probonly have done it them self:)

October 14th, 2012, 05:27 AM
My mom know I do. She caught me with my dick in hand and jizz on my chest. Talk about awkward.

October 14th, 2012, 06:24 AM
yes mine know. im very open with my parents about my sexuality and my expirences

Cycling Penguin
October 14th, 2012, 06:50 AM
I haven't told them but they probaly hear me doing to through the thin wall between out bed room

October 14th, 2012, 12:07 PM
Of course they do....heck there are 4 teen boys in this house and they know we all do ...they've caught all of us at least once....but as was said....parents aren't naive....they were teens too and did the same that we do ......its totally normal...

October 14th, 2012, 12:10 PM
i have no idea i would never talk to them about it

October 14th, 2012, 04:35 PM
probably but they dont say anything or ask anything..

October 14th, 2012, 05:54 PM
Yeah my parents know I jack off my dad walked in on me and just said finsh up and come help with the groceries

October 14th, 2012, 08:41 PM
YES I've left out the petroleum jelly a time or two went for it the next day and BAM!!! Ky lube was waiting there

October 14th, 2012, 08:42 PM
If you are a certain age, of course your parent knows. Almost every person masturbates, so it shouldn't be awkward that your dad knows. He most likely masturbates himself.

October 14th, 2012, 08:42 PM
fairly certain they know lol

October 14th, 2012, 08:49 PM
For sure they know,who stays on the bathroom for around an hour or more without doing something? Lol

October 14th, 2012, 08:52 PM
I think EVERY parent at the very least assumes their kid masturbates. Boy or girl.
Duh! Do you think we're the first generation to figure out how to jerk off or flick the bean??

October 15th, 2012, 12:21 AM
never told them, but they've probably guessed

October 15th, 2012, 12:24 AM
No and thank god they don't, otherwise that will be the end of me.

October 15th, 2012, 01:20 AM
I think every perent would know about it, they wereour age once

October 15th, 2012, 05:57 AM
They probably think I do but I prefer not to think about it. I am a teenage boy and these things are normal.

October 15th, 2012, 06:00 AM
I think so...

October 15th, 2012, 07:02 AM
Yeah, they know...how could they not??? Can't hide the smell or the spots on my sheets!loll...

October 15th, 2012, 10:57 AM
My mom knows
She is going to let me have my own room now that she knows

October 15th, 2012, 11:05 AM
probably most teen boys do

October 15th, 2012, 01:43 PM
Scary thought, but I'm pretty sure all parents know.

I think it's expected of a teenage boy. :yes:

October 19th, 2012, 09:25 PM
hell no hahaha

October 21st, 2012, 12:24 PM
Mine have caught me twice by checking my history (I'm not the brightest person...) so I'm pretty sure they know even though that was 5-6 years ago. They don't say anything or haven't suggested they know so either they don't or are somewhat okay with it.

October 21st, 2012, 01:48 PM
Myne don't I do it but probably know because they used to do it. Haven't told them.

Duke Blue Devils
October 21st, 2012, 02:06 PM
I'm unsure. I've never told them directly and they've never asked me about it but that doesn't mean they don't have suspicions. :D

October 21st, 2012, 04:20 PM
No but close to being caught once.

October 21st, 2012, 05:02 PM
of course every parents know.

October 21st, 2012, 05:20 PM
No way

November 11th, 2012, 12:06 AM
They probly assume cuz I'm almost 17

the poll man
November 11th, 2012, 12:44 AM
people seem to forget our parents were our age once

November 11th, 2012, 04:53 PM
Probably not.

November 11th, 2012, 05:59 PM
I've pretty much just assumed that they know, and don't really care. After all, almost every single guy does it!

Lost in the Echo
November 11th, 2012, 06:22 PM
Haha, yeah they know, fortunately though they don't seem to care :)

November 11th, 2012, 06:59 PM
I don't think my parents know. But if they do then its whatever because they haven't brought it up to me.

November 11th, 2012, 07:34 PM
I guarantee your parents know...If they don't catch you directly, they know by either 1: the smell of cum in your room, 2: stuck tissues found under the bed, 3: because Guess What?? They do it too....

November 11th, 2012, 10:08 PM
Probably, wouldn't surprise me if she knew(only have a mother)

November 11th, 2012, 11:06 PM
*Parent and no

November 11th, 2012, 11:08 PM
They probably know that i do it from time to time but just dont care.

November 11th, 2012, 11:49 PM
I'm pretty sure they assume but I've never told them or gotten caught

Yeah,me too

November 28th, 2012, 08:47 PM
i dont know... i think they might be suspicious about it .. but they dont know for sure.... at least thats what i think :P

November 29th, 2012, 12:46 PM
Yes - they do -

November 29th, 2012, 08:03 PM
Basically every guy does it once in their child hood its just a way of life so I assume they would have their suspicions but if they know for sure I can not tell you that

November 29th, 2012, 08:07 PM
They have never caught me at it or anything but I'm sure they assume I do

November 29th, 2012, 08:08 PM
My parents don't know if I know anything about sex, but I probably know more than they do haha!

November 29th, 2012, 09:54 PM
Unless our parents are stupid they know. They prolly did it too at ur age

November 30th, 2012, 01:10 AM
well they have never seen physical proof, but i have think they probably have figured it out lol.

January 23rd, 2013, 07:38 AM
My dad knows.

January 23rd, 2013, 10:11 AM
yep lol... awkward times :(

January 23rd, 2013, 11:08 AM
I haven't told them but I would say they know, I mean, c'mon, teenage guy here. :P Plus, I couldn't be working out all that time in my room... :P

January 23rd, 2013, 02:19 PM
Yes been caught before by my dad!

January 23rd, 2013, 04:43 PM
Yeah I think so.... I sometimes end up taking long showers and I always leave a small thing of Vaseline in the shower, and if she asks me what is for, I say that it is for my hands because they get really dry... But I don't think they care, because they know that it is natural and that everyone does it.

January 23rd, 2013, 05:42 PM
well they're human, so they probably have an idea.. but it's not like they've ever mentioned it... that would be weird

January 23rd, 2013, 07:52 PM
i think my mum does but not to sure

January 25th, 2013, 04:58 PM
I don't "Know" what they know. But I'm sure my dad can "guess" that I might be. Considering my age.

January 25th, 2013, 04:59 PM
I haven't told them but I would say they know, I mean, c'mon, teenage guy here. :P Plus, I couldn't be working out all that time in my room... :P

HAHA, or "I'm Changing"
Dad: "For 20 minutes?!"
Me: "Yes sir."
Dad: *Walks away*

I'm sure he gets the hints and signs :lol:

January 25th, 2013, 05:07 PM
Hope they do. They were young once upon a time, too :D
Seriously, I am pretty sure they know. They bring up three boys and my Dad almost caught me in the act once...
They care as less about it as less us boys care about their 'activities' :D

January 25th, 2013, 06:05 PM
I think so although they've never spoken to me about it

January 25th, 2013, 07:06 PM
im sure they do since im a teenage boy lol :)

January 25th, 2013, 07:14 PM
I'm pretty sure they know. I'm not as descrete as I should be. I haven't told them, they don't talk to me about it but yeah, I'm pretty sure they know.

January 27th, 2013, 12:32 PM
My Dad knows. not sure about mom

January 28th, 2013, 03:33 AM
Does your parents know you masturbate??
I have not told them, yet they most likely know because they are never home XD

January 30th, 2013, 05:34 AM
Well my dad saw me once in my room do it he said sorry and left but yeah i think he might know i do it

January 30th, 2013, 01:00 PM
Pretty much my whole family knows. Anyone who has been in a house with me has at one time or another heard me or even caught me. To be honest, it is only awkward when you get caught. I mean I get the occasional jokes cracked, but that's really no big deal. I think it's almost anticipated that we all jerk, it's pretty much a way of life!

January 30th, 2013, 01:37 PM
Well, I think all moms know

January 30th, 2013, 02:03 PM
I mean, parents most likely assume that their children masturbate beyond a certain age.

January 30th, 2013, 03:40 PM
Haven't caught me but they probably know

January 31st, 2013, 12:46 AM
That's not proper English

January 31st, 2013, 01:19 AM
Who care, as long as people understand

January 31st, 2013, 02:38 AM
I haven't told my dad, but I assume he does since I take super long showers. :P

January 31st, 2013, 04:19 AM
I'm sure my dad knows. I've never been caught but everyone masturbates. It's just another part of life.

January 31st, 2013, 05:24 AM
LOL, did you really ask?
Now that was quite direct but don't take the topic too far though.
Back to the topic, I think my parents know that I masturbate but I think they might be keeping it quiet so they won't embarrass me in front of my sister. I don't mind if my dad would know and tell me about it but if I ask him if he knew I masturbate, knowing my dad, he would say " it's a waste of time ".
My country isn't really that open about masturbating and stuff. Or more specfically NOT AT ALL! I think nobody would even talk about it, or maybe very secret...
Probably its the rule in Singapore that its a crime to be naked even at your own home but maybe its just me ><

January 31st, 2013, 06:11 AM
they probably know because everyone does it but i've never told them and they've never caught me cause then it would be very awkward between us

February 3rd, 2013, 09:57 PM
Yes :(

February 4th, 2013, 12:35 AM
I assume they know, although they have never said anything about it.

February 5th, 2013, 11:34 PM
yea been caught - awkward

February 6th, 2013, 12:38 AM
I assume they know. I am in my room alone more often

February 6th, 2013, 03:37 AM
If parents don't think that their kids masturbate they're slow or in denial. It's really not a big deal.

February 6th, 2013, 05:58 AM
If parents don't think that their kids masturbate they're slow or in denial. It's really not a big deal.

TOTALLY agree!

Show me one teenager who hasnt!

February 6th, 2013, 09:07 AM
Does your parents know you masturbate??

No. But they are probably wondering. I am sneaky, so I don't get caught.

February 6th, 2013, 11:03 AM
I think they don't know but if they know i don't care

February 6th, 2013, 11:55 AM
well i am sure that they know, they dont have any physical proof or anything lol.

February 6th, 2013, 05:29 PM
I think mine might know but they have never mentioned anything about it so i guess they are just leaving it to me since its a normal 14/15 year old thing to do!

February 6th, 2013, 08:28 PM
they definitely know I do

February 6th, 2013, 10:05 PM
Nope. I'm still considered the innocent little boy :P

March 22nd, 2013, 03:37 AM
yes but she never talked or asked me about it

March 22nd, 2013, 03:46 AM
very guy wanks, not just hormone overloaded teens. I know my father wanks and probably my granddad too

March 27th, 2013, 07:58 PM
At first they never knew. Then one day i got caught and they didnt care

March 27th, 2013, 08:56 PM
i think they know cause they was a teen once too.....

March 27th, 2013, 09:09 PM
they don't know for sure like i got caught or anything like that but i'm sure they assume

April 1st, 2013, 07:40 PM
As playing around is a part of growing up, yes, your parents probably know.

April 24th, 2013, 01:55 PM
Mine totally know that i do, cos they've busted me before. But hey everyone does it.

April 24th, 2013, 05:58 PM
live with my dad, and yes he knows i masturbate

April 24th, 2013, 06:09 PM
I think so...

July 30th, 2013, 08:03 PM
Yes. It was awkward how they found out...

July 30th, 2013, 08:31 PM
I pretty sure they may know. I mean all guys do it so I think they have the sense to assume.

July 30th, 2013, 08:58 PM
Of course they do you're human

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July 31st, 2013, 08:52 PM

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