View Full Version : My Mom got mad at me for morning wood...

April 18th, 2011, 12:21 AM
So I was laying in bed this morning in just my boxers and, like every morning, I woke up with a boner that wouldn't go down after awhile. So I decided to just go to the bathroom and jack off, that way it would hopefully go down. Anyway, I got out of bed half asleep and didn't even think to put a shirt on, and as I was walking across the hall, my Mom comes out of nowhere and saw me with a fucking tent in my boxers.

She started yelling at me saying I was being disrespectful coming out of my room in just my boxers with an erection and not even wearing a shirt. Then she accused me of watching porn on my laptop, even though I wasn't and had just woke up. I was just too half asleep to even argue with her about it and wanted to take care of my boner, so I just told her whatever and went into the bathroom and jacked off. I didn't think I was being disrespectful, I mean I'm 16 and most guys my age get morning wood, so I don't see what the big deal was. Do you think my Mom was overreacting? I mean I wasn't exposing it or anything, and like I said I was so half asleep I forgot to put a shirt on before I left my room. I live there too, if I wanna walk around in my boxers so what, what's the big deal? My mom is always getting mad at me. I can't help it if I get a boner. My dick has a mind of its own.

April 18th, 2011, 01:11 AM
wow wtf is her problem?

April 18th, 2011, 01:19 AM
wow wtf is her problem?

I know right. It's a natural thing. I couldn't help it if my dick was hard. She overreacts way to much.

Jordan W.K. White
April 18th, 2011, 01:21 AM
I had the same problem however my mother didn't freak out she was like, Jordan put some bloody jeans on or something, but yh i see where you are coming from.

You should have a talk with your mum, tell her what happened, im sure she will understand it in her own way or within time and probably she will say sorry or something, or talk to a older male of your family such as a dad, a uncle, anyone close to your family that you can trust and get them to tell your mother if it is a bit to awkward.

Joshua 93
April 18th, 2011, 03:55 AM
Agree your mum went over the top, but having said that you prob want to at least try and cover it next time.
I could imagine that would have been pretty awkward.
you didnt do anything wrong, but i wouldve put some pants on.
Funny story tho :)

April 18th, 2011, 06:27 AM
Well, I can understand why she would be mad at you, I mean how would you like it if like your dad or brother or someone was walking around in boxers with a boner? It does seem that she did freak out a little bit too much, but I think you should just apologize to her, even thoug you technically didn't do anything. It would just smoother things over between you two

April 18th, 2011, 08:29 AM
Yeah it is natural but maybe your mom is right. Try hiding it next time. I understand where your coming from though.

April 18th, 2011, 08:42 AM
Yeaah she overreacted a little about that. But, I guess she was just trying to say that you should kinda hide your morning wood if you have it. And yeah most guys get it, because I know I get it all the time lol. But don't worry about it :D

April 18th, 2011, 09:16 AM
Wow! Tell her to calm down! Haha

April 18th, 2011, 10:54 AM
Yeah, this morning I just waited for it to go down this time before I went out of my room.

April 18th, 2011, 12:56 PM
dont worry about these things, sometimes parents can over-react about puberty related issues.

i think they sorta forget that they were young once as well; hormones all over the place; and morning woods which are 100% natural

don't be too upset by the fact.


April 18th, 2011, 02:01 PM
I think is was somewhat disrespectful. You wouldn't want to she her 'business' either

April 18th, 2011, 02:08 PM
Then my mom saw my morning wood she was like ehh. Its natural u cant control it

April 18th, 2011, 02:26 PM
Yeah I think she overreacted, hopefully she'll reliase she did, it's natrual to get hard and you can't help it, I guess she better get used to it.

April 18th, 2011, 06:36 PM
wow lol thats a bit unlucky ,, i think she probs did over react but if you walked out in to the hallway and your dad was there with a steel on i think you'd be a bit supprised lol,, if i was you i think the best bet would to be to keep some tissue in your room so then you can releave yourself in your room then just flush the tissue after??

April 19th, 2011, 01:23 PM
That's stupid. EVERY guy has that problem. Nothing you can do about it.

April 19th, 2011, 02:09 PM
some parents are weird. lol i glad mine arent like that. lol. in the summer me and my brother dont wear many clothes and we both get hard a lot like every guy and my mom and dad dont care.

I guess you dont really have much choice but to be more careful around her but just remember that most people understand that when you get hard its ok and wont freak out. lol.

April 19th, 2011, 02:45 PM
It is a natural thing but have to be a little more descrete next time

April 19th, 2011, 02:54 PM
Morning Wood is normal. :D

April 19th, 2011, 03:11 PM
Disrespectful? No! I think every guy gets a boner in morning. My first erection was because of that. I'm 14 & Then it's rock hard & help myself. Hey, we are only young & blood does flow through there. Mom should understand it . Thank G.. I'm not alone. What is better than a morning glory followed by a wank?

April 19th, 2011, 03:23 PM
i can sort of understand why she would say it. think of it this way. if your mom was walking around half dressed would you yell at her and tell her to put clothes on?

I definitely would. so maybe for her its the same way for her about you?

April 19th, 2011, 03:39 PM
I think she definatly over-reacted. Especially by accusing you for looking up porn on your computer. I think that you should sit down with her and explain your side of the story. If she still doesnt believe you, then you can just go to your dad and tell him to talk to her.

April 19th, 2011, 05:17 PM
Morning wood is normal, but try to be more discreet if it happens again. :P

April 19th, 2011, 06:12 PM
no, i think everyone has the same problem haha

April 19th, 2011, 06:25 PM
she just doesnt know the magical powers of the penis! her loss! :p

April 19th, 2011, 06:44 PM
omg, that is so slack. she overreacted dude, and you cant help morning glory either, so, wtf is her problem. besides, your a dude, who cares if you wear a shirt or not.

April 19th, 2011, 06:52 PM
i think that the shock of her seeing her son with a boner might have caused her to over react. dont worry about man, happens to everybody lol

April 19th, 2011, 07:21 PM
Hmm I would be on your side for this, but you could've maybe covered it up a little bit. But I definitely think she overreacted. So I'm on your side pal, but I'm kinda with her too.

April 24th, 2011, 11:29 AM
Yeah, its just I can't help it if I wake up with a boner. Lately though when I get up, I just walk to the bathroom in my boxers, but I take a shirt with me, and just hold it so it covers up my boner.

April 24th, 2011, 05:02 PM
Yea i think she freeked out a bit too.... like everyone else has said its natural. I think she was just kind of shocked that you were hard and not her "little boy " and more but your becoming a man....

April 24th, 2011, 05:05 PM
Yea i think she freeked out a bit too.... like everyone else has said its natural. I think she was just kind of shocked that you were hard and not her "little boy " and more but your becoming a man....

compleatly agree with tyler and everyone else, she over reacted, but probably out of shock. after all, how many mothers expect to see their son with a boner?

Fourth Dimension
April 24th, 2011, 05:35 PM
wow thats dumb

April 24th, 2011, 06:59 PM
I think she was overreacting. But then again I agree with others on here that said you wouldn't like it if you saw your brother or dad like that. Just tell her your sorry and move on

April 24th, 2011, 09:29 PM
dude i live with all girls so when it happens (and i sleep on the couch) i cover my self with my blancket. walk to my room for clothes, than walk to the bathroom and take off the blanket there. it must have been akward because your mom doesnt expect to see her own son with a boner in the morning

April 24th, 2011, 09:42 PM
with all do respect dude ur mom has 2 face the fact ur a man and men like women have body accidents we cant control

Matt Jacks
April 27th, 2011, 06:52 PM
WOW wtf i would see, like you said, if you came out of your room naked with a boner but you had underwear on

April 28th, 2011, 01:50 AM

It's a boner. She just was probably more shocked if anything. She really overreacted so I wouldn't worry about it too much. Everyone gets them. It's perfectly natural so I don't know what your mom's deal is but she'll get over it.

April 28th, 2011, 03:13 AM
Your mom did kind overract. I mean does she not realize that you are a teenage boy with raging hormones and penis with a mind of it's own? And so what if you didnt have a shirt at least you were'nt buck naked. YOu should talk to you mom and explain to her what happend.

April 30th, 2011, 08:51 AM
Just shrug it off as a bad morning, it's highly likely that your mum just had a bad night's sleep or something to that extent.

May 1st, 2011, 07:57 AM
im only 13 and i get morning wood every morning, i just put something on first b4 i go to the bathroom. cuse i know i won't b going back to sleep again...

charlie w
May 1st, 2011, 01:21 PM
She probably overeated a bit, but from her point of view it probably would have been a tad awkward seeing her son with a boner.

June 19th, 2011, 08:07 PM
I was just too half asleep to even argue with her about it and wanted to take care of my boner, so I just told her whatever and went into the bathroom and jacked off.

Sorry, but I totally LOLed there....out loud lol

June 19th, 2011, 08:32 PM
Just because all guys masturbate doesn't mean she has to see you doing that too...

I get where you're coming from but I can also understand her perspective. She's your mom, you're "innocent" in her mind or, at least, she doesn't want to see you in that light. Cover it up next time and just say sorry despite you really not doing anything "wrong".

June 19th, 2011, 08:47 PM
What I would do is if you want to jack off to get it to go down jus keep some TP by your bed and jack then walk with it to the bathroom and Flush

June 20th, 2011, 12:02 AM
I think she did over react. I'm lucky, my brother and I have rooms upstairs and share a bathroom while the parents room is downstairs and they never really come upstairs. so I can go to the bathroom in boxers or nothing at all and no one cares. But if you might run into her again in the hall you probably should slip on shorts or sweats.

July 9th, 2011, 11:36 PM
yea this happens to me alot more than just one time it happened like five times

July 10th, 2011, 12:08 AM
Yeah I think your mom did over react. But I think you should have at least attempted to cover up your boner. I mean at least take your shirt with you and hide over the the front of your boxers. I'm not gonna lie though, I do this all the time. I'll wake up with a huge brick in my boxers. I'll walk to the bathroom and I'll end up waddling nearly cause its so awkward to walk with a boner, and my boxers are all protruding out from the front of me. My brother will do the same thing sometimes.

July 10th, 2011, 01:03 AM
LOL bro, just cover it up next time or wait it out
im sure your mum will just get over it and probably wont bring it up again.

Michael Anthony
July 13th, 2011, 02:13 AM
my mom has seen me with a boner when my boxers are off (during physicals) and she does't freak out about that.

just do it more often she'll get over it. or have dad talk to her

July 21st, 2011, 06:59 PM
Well, that was a bit of an overreaction! Everyone (well, almost everyone) gets morning wood.

This is why I try to deal with it before getting up :P

July 21st, 2011, 08:20 PM
Thats retarded. although you may not wanna leave your room until the boner goes dwn

July 21st, 2011, 09:19 PM
I think you mum overreacted, and sometimes they just dont want to accept that their baby is actually growing up.
You can sit down and have a good talk with her and bring her to realise the changes you are going through.

Its something that she cannot be denying a truth that she has to accept eitherways.

July 21st, 2011, 09:35 PM
Lame... maybe she is just mad yor growing up fast

July 21st, 2011, 10:55 PM
Maybe she thinks your penis has a controllable on-and-off switch? Guess you will just have to be more careful next time...I'm sure if it was your dad who saw you he wouldn't have cared.

July 21st, 2011, 11:54 PM
thats insane! almost everydude gets morning wood thats why they have a name for it!

July 22nd, 2011, 01:15 AM
Your mom just needs to be more understanding

July 23rd, 2011, 03:37 AM
LOL just try to cover up i know how parents are id wish they wouldnt trip on every little thing but ya know

July 23rd, 2011, 12:38 PM
i think she went a bit far. if i did that id be in some trouble though. people have said do it in your room but there is no lock on my door and i dont want someone walking in on me. so i gotta put on pants before going to the bathroom.

July 23rd, 2011, 01:01 PM
She sounds like my own mum, always overreacting, and bitchin bout somnin, what can u do morning wood is morning wood it happens, try avoiding her nex tim izall. I know exactly how u feel.

July 23rd, 2011, 02:30 PM
thats kinda funny dude
yeah she should chill out,maybe she was just weirded ou sing u with a boner

July 23rd, 2011, 02:37 PM
Yea she just overreacted. Lots of moms do. And its not disrespectful its normal! lol
Just next time wait awhile till you leave your room or tuck it in lol

July 23rd, 2011, 03:44 PM
Your mom was way overreacting. However, I'd be too shy to walk around my house in my boxers with a boner haha

July 23rd, 2011, 04:20 PM
she did over react but my mom has seen worse :/ she just joked im always in boxers at home mainly because it me mom n dad and mom isnt home all day because she has work early in the am and doesnt get home till like 7 at night so it just me n dad usualy till she gets home